Rose

It was a boring day in superhero city. Superman was very bored, so he goes up to Spiderman and says "Hey, Spidey, do you want to go to the bar and play pool and have some drinks?".

Spiderman replies "Sorry Superman, I have to fix my webs because if I don't, no one will fight crime".

Superman says "Yeah, I guess you are right", and he leaves.

Superman keeps on walking and walking and he sees Batman. He walks up to Batman and says to him "Hey Batman, you want to go to the bar and drink or smoke some blunt or something?"

Batman replies "Sorry, Sup, I have to fix my Batmobile or else no one will fight crime".

Superman replies "Yeah I guess you are right", and leaves.

Superman then starts flying through Superhero City and he looks through a window and sees Wonderwoman lying on the bed naked. Superman says to himself "Hey, I am as fast as a speeding bullet, so I will fly in there and fuck her so fast she won't even notice". So he does it.

BICKETY BAM!!!

He is in and out in 10 seconds. Suddenly, Wonderwoman rolls over and says "Invisible Man, did you hear something?".

Invisible Man replies "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell!!"