That's too much math for a Sat night. Im not sure if I figured this right. I always sucked at math.
1 Tablespoon= 15 millileters
67 Tablespoons = 1 Liter
4.54 Liters = 1 Gallon
1 Gallon = 304 Tablespons
304 surfers = 1 gallon of Jizz
Are we considering that "every surfer" blows his load?
If so,
About 84,000 gallons a year!
Even if only 10% finish the job at my site...
that's still 8,400 Gallons!
That's a lot of Jizz! GROSS!!!