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boneprone · 06-12-2001, 10:25 PM

I went to 4 different attorneys to defend me.. All four laughed and laughed.. They all told me I was "fucked". They said "could anyone have that much bad luck and have Splindin (the police chief)involved chasing ya".. They all said this was an amazing story, and they couldnt wait to tell their collegues that of all the people I had the chief of police chase me and write my ticket.. No wonder they were all high fiving eachother..

I was fucking scared.. I had 3 different police departments involved, 5 marked cars, and 2 under cover.. Plus I had the police helicopter overhead with lights on me like I was in Compton or some bank robber.

The worst was sitting in court today trying to get the lesser charge of careless driving which is the maximum traffic violation you can have without it being a criminal case.

The DA went up to the stand and asked the Cheif his creditals, and he stated them off with his 26 year expierence saying how well trained he was and how decrated he was, I didnt have a chance..

He said he would have liked to catch up with me, but didnt want to turn this into a persuit cause he thought it would be too dangerous.. As if I wouldnt pull over if I had known police were after me.. They have down they chased me for 20 miles at this speed.. If I had known I was being persued by police I surely would have pulled over miles back, but they said they thoght I would attemt to illude and would create danger, so he wanted to wait for his backup first..

There was hardley anyone out, it was Saturday night at about 1000 pm, and I was just pushing my car to see how it would handle..

It was almost a game to these officers to play cat and mose with me, and when they caught me with the police force they were laughing and high fiving eachother like it was all one big game..

What bad fucking luck.. Im driving record is for the most part clean, and Ive never been arrested before, but the judge told me this was the worst persuit he had heard of in his 8 years of being a judge..

Just FUCK FUCK FUCK..
Im just FUCKED.

06-12-2001, 10:25 PM
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I went to 4 different attorneys to defend me.. All four laughed and laughed.. They all told me I was "fucked". They said "could anyone have that much bad luck and have Splindin (the police chief)involved chasing ya".. They all said this was an amazing story, and they couldnt wait to tell their collegues that of all the people I had the chief of police chase me and write my ticket.. No wonder they were all high fiving eachother.. I was fucking scared.. I had 3 different police departments involved, 5 marked cars, and 2 under cover.. Plus I had the police helicopter overhead with lights on me like I was in Compton or some bank robber. The worst was sitting in court today trying to get the lesser charge of careless driving which is the maximum traffic violation you can have without it being a criminal case. The DA went up to the stand and asked the Cheif his creditals, and he stated them off with his 26 year expierence saying how well trained he was and how decrated he was, I didnt have a chance.. He said he would have liked to catch up with me, but didnt want to turn this into a persuit cause he thought it would be too dangerous.. As if I wouldnt pull over if I had known police were after me.. They have down they chased me for 20 miles at this speed.. If I had known I was being persued by police I surely would have pulled over miles back, but they said they thoght I would attemt to illude and would create danger, so he wanted to wait for his backup first.. There was hardley anyone out, it was Saturday night at about 1000 pm, and I was just pushing my car to see how it would handle.. It was almost a game to these officers to play cat and mose with me, and when they caught me with the police force they were laughing and high fiving eachother like it was all one big game.. What bad fucking luck.. Im driving record is for the most part clean, and Ive never been arrested before, but the judge told me this was the worst persuit he had heard of in his 8 years of being a judge.. Just FUCK FUCK FUCK.. Im just FUCKED.