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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! No shit? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the fuck out!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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