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A man walks in to a butcher shop and he asks "What did you do with your assistant?"
"I killed him!!"
"Why!?", asked the man.
"Well, I caught himsticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
"What did you do with your bacon slicer?"
"I killed her as well!"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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