Old Indian Trick
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum time."Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same.Says "You telling time?"yup" "how can you tell time like that?" Indian says "workum like sundial, readum shadow".Cowboy, incredulous, rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating.Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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