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Nanda · 05-22-2004, 08:34 AM

Oregon Crazy Law
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

Dishes must drip dry.

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

You may not pump your own gas in service stations.

The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.

Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

Eugene
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s)

Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Klamath Falls
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

Portland
People may not whistle underwater.

It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)

You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

Myrtle Creek
One may not box with a kangaroo.

Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.

Springfield
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

Stanfield
No more than two people may share a single drink.

Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.

05-22-2004, 08:34 AM
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Oregon Crazy Law Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. Dishes must drip dry. It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. You may not pump your own gas in service stations. The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart. One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee. Beaverton You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. Eugene It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s) Hood River Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. Klamath Falls It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. Portland People may not whistle underwater. It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989) You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. Marion Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. Myrtle Creek One may not box with a kangaroo. Salem Women may not wrestle in Salem. Springfield It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. Stanfield No more than two people may share a single drink. Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!