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Nanda · 05-22-2004, 08:58 AM

Maryland Crazy Law
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Baltimore
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)

Baltimore City
You may not curse inside the city limits.

Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

Columbia
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.

You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.

Ocean City
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed)

05-22-2004, 08:58 AM
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Maryland Crazy Law Thistles may not grow in one's yard. Baltimore No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6 It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) Baltimore City You may not curse inside the city limits. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. Columbia Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Ocean City Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed) __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!