"Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.... got your bloomers in a bunch do ya Gem? It's alright... drink your Metamucil"
The **only** way you could win against me is to have the Taliban or someone else protecting you. If I choose to battle you, you it will be more than your low IQ could deal with.
Metamucil? I think not, I am very regular, unlike alot of Gays I have heard about. They say taking it up the tailpipe should be done in moderation to insure regularity. Obviously since you are so aware of the elixirs designed to insure regularity, you must have experience to the negative... I READ that chocolate ex-lax is a switch off if you hadn't sounded out that article yet.
Disclaimer: This is not a slam on the Gay crowd that are man enough to have brought it out of the closet. You have my total respect.