Haven't had a lap dance since my 25th birthday... (a long damn while ago!)... after work, my bro's stole my Harley, blindfolded me, tied me up, tossed me in the back of a pickup and took me to a strip bar where no less than 8 strippers proceeded to do very bad things to me in the middle of the floor. Many beers ensued.
Best night of my life.
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