what? WHAT??? WHAT is all this fuss about your...what did you call it? "subtitle?"
Isn't it called an "Avatar" or some such nonsense?
Whatever, what's the major malfunction? You've got over 390 posts, so a few more posts and your "subtitle" will change to something else. blabber another 100 posts and it will change yet again.
Now git!
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