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Originally posted by Ludedude:
Hell yes...it's called entertainment expenses 
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Wait! ..... I know this commercial...
Income tax agent: "So, you're claiming $76,000 of liquor store bills as entertainment expenses, right?
Me: "that's correct"
ITA: "And, the nature of your business is internet-related?"
Me: "Yes it is"
ITA: "Hmmmm, well, I dunno... what's that?" (points to over-huge bag of doritos and a jar of salsa in my grocery bag)
Me: "That's my new doritos and salsa, people really LOVE EM!"
(I crack the bag, the tax agent takes a handful and dives a chip into the salsa, followed by a few others working in the office -- offic breaks out in instant music and huge conga line)
ITA: (huge smile) "I smell REFUND!!"
Me: (amazed innocence) "Really???"
ITA: "NoooOOoooo... not REALLY"
Yes, I can just see it all now.
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