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One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found
that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked.
"Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every
month or so."
"So where is she?" asked God.
"Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam.
Damn," said God, "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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