Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
Cooles and Heates: If you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself
Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigour.
Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
To stop leak, turn cock to the right
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