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And the rest
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
Hotel brochure, Italy:
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable
Hotel elevator, Paris:
Please leave your values at the front desk
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Hotel, Japan:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except thursday
Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension
Supermarket, Hong Kong:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service
From the "Soviet Weekly":
There will be a moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 soviet republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers
Hotel, Vienna:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
Hotel, Zurich:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
A laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice-cream.
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the ussr, you are welcome to it
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