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Wacky Wisdoms
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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