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I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
This Norwich Union Customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo
I was going along at 70 mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my goolies so I lost control
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