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Mother Superior gathers her 100 nuns in a meeting room. In her hand she's carrying a paper bag. She pulls a man's pair of pants from the bag and says, "We found these in the hall last night."
99 of the nuns gasp,"Ahhhh!" 1 nun giggles "Heeheehee!" Mother Superior reaches in the bag again and pulls out a pair of men's underpants. "We also found these in the hall last night."
99 of the nuns gasp "Ahhhh!" 1 nun giggles "Heeheehee!" Mother superior reaches in the bag one last time and pulls out a condom and says, "But worst of all, we found this in the hall last night."
99 nuns gasp, "Ahhhh!" 1 nun giggles "Heeheehee!" Then Mother Superior says, "But it had a hole in it."
99 nuns giggle "Heeheehee!" and 1 nun gasps "Ahhhh!"
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