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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. He awoke to see a nun beside his bed who questioned him about how he was going to pay for his hospital bill. The nun as asked if he had health insurance. He managed to shake his head and reply in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
Then the nun asked if he had money in the bank saved for an emergency. He grimaced and answered, "No money in the bank." The nun then asked, "Well, do you have a relative who could help you?" He gathered a little strength to reply, "My only relative is a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun became visibly perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
"OK", the patient replied, "then you should send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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