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Let's speed this up...
Someone is going to argue that after conception, things are different because then there is a life.
I'm going to say, there's life in my sperm too.
They're going to say, yes, but after conception, there is a chance for that life to become a human.
And I'm going to say, there's a chance for every single sperm swimming around in my nutsack right now to become a human.
They will say it's not the same thing.
I will say it is exactly the same thing, and that sperm donors & masturbaters are, by their standards, murderers.
This will go on for a while, until someone gets really frustrated, then I will get drunk, make some more smart comments about God punishing the feeble minded,... people will get mad and yell, and the whole thing will spin into complete chaos.
Okay... now I can go eat.
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