Ahh, but I think we need to see Bush's Job Application. I think it would go something like this:
-Dubya-
I'm a lazy uneducated dimwit that got handed the world on a silver platter.
People blindly follow me because I say I'm a man guided by faith.
I preach morality yet violate my religion with contradiction and hypocracy every day of the week.
I'm Pro Life - and I wage war on innocent civilians causing tens of thousands of needless deaths.
I've driven the national debt into record astranomical heights.
Vote for me!
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