So my girlfriend and I are enjoying a nice meal at a local restaurant when all of a sudden, this fat lesbian bends over to get her purse and then *KALFLPAAPLAPLAPLAPAPAPPAPAPAPLPALFBLACKAFLAPPAAAA AAAAA"
Went on for like 10 full seconds, so me, being a not-so mature male, laughs, and my laughing triggers giggles throughout the place.
This fat hoe then get up, walks to my table to let me know how immature I was being. So, I shot her in her left titty... i'm typing this now because my g/f's parents are millionaires and posted that big B and got me out until the court date
