Goddamn
girlfriend of about 2 years, seriously its straight out of the seinfeld.
I"m in Dayton finishing school, she's in my hometown of Akron, and she not only has become best friends with MY best bro's X-girlfriend, but now friends with ALL my friends, giong to the same bars, going to the same events, and becomeing close with all my childhood friends, basically taking my identity....and i'm not even in the city.
God this blows, but I can't explain why. All my best bro's back at home think its weird as fuck too, but I have no idea how to explain my uncomfort towards the situation.
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!
""You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George."
"I love that George."
"Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand! "
- George and Jerry, in "The Pool Guy"
FF
