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Old 12-15-2004, 09:20 AM  
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1/4 "Blade:Trinity gives us front row seats to watch the end of Wesley's career and the career of Parker "Former Indie Queen" Posey."
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM


1.5/4 "This messy action-horror film is by far the most unpleasant, most unwatchable movie in what's already been a pretty sketchy trilogy."
-- Jeff Vice, DESERET NEWS, SALT LAKE CITY


C "If Blade himself can't carry a movie with his own name on it, then perhaps the time has come to hang up the stakes for good."
-- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM


2/4 "This script is embarrassingly sloppy."
-- Lawrence Toppman, CHARLOTTE OBSERVER


"I hope this is the end, that it?s three and out for the Blade franchise."
-- Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER

2/4 "Diverting but dumb and more goth than gothic, Blade: Trinity builds up to a less-than-epochal smackdown."
-- Carrie Rickey, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER

1/5 "The suck principle is making up for lost time. It's almost bad enough to implicate its predecessors."
-- Geoff Pevere, TORONTO STAR

1/4 "Lacks anything vaguely resembling a plot, while failing to deliver suspense or thrills."
-- V.A. Musetto, NEW YORK POST

2/5 "While the first two movies were efficient if not highbrow entertainment, the latest film abandons even the pretense of having a story."
-- Bill Muller, ARIZONA REPUBLIC

1/4 "Posey continues to find work, and even in a movie as beneath her as this one is, she's always fully engaged. The rest of Blade: Trinity is content to coast."
-- Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD

1.5/4 "It's a 'ten-minute movie.' Watching any ten minutes is more than enough."
-- Steve Rhodes, STEVE RHODES' INTERNET REVIEWS

1.5/4 "So far from the original Blade, that were it not for Wesley Snipes, you would probably think that it was a spin-off."
-- Craig Roush, KINNOPIO'S MOVIE REVIEWS

C "Most writers think you should choose one plot and stick to it. But Goyer decided that instead of going with just one plot possibility, he could go with several."
-- Audrey Rock-Richardson, TOOELE TRANSCRIPT-BULLETIN (UTAH)


"It?s a witless sequel at a time when this series should have upped the stakes."
-- Mark Palermo, COAST (HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA)

1/5 "what you might expect from a teenager: a quick-paced arcade game set to an obnoxiously loud, mind-numbing metal, hip-hop, and techno score"
-- Christopher Null, FILMCRITIC.COM

C- "...filled with characters straight out of central casting."
-- Rebecca Murray, ABOUT.COM

1.5/4 "An unnecessary third installment of an action-movie franchise running on fumes."
-- Sean Means, SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

2/4 "feels like a quickie film thrown together in the vain (vein?) attempt to resurrect an ailing franchise"
-- Sean McBride, SEAN THE MOVIE GUY


2/4 "Blade Trinity seems a smidgen too jazzed by its extravagant cruelty."
-- David Kronke, LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS


2.5/5 "If you have ADD, like quick scenes, goofy dialogue and music videos, then this is the film for you."
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM

"Even Parker Posey?s turn as a campy vampiress feels phoned in, as if she is making bank in order to stomach the deferred or minimal pay of her next ten indie pet projects. "
-- Todd Gilchrist, FILMSTEW.COM

1.5/4 "A character looks directly into the camera and gives the audience the middle finger. That seems a tad bit stand-offish, wouldn't you say?"
-- Mark Dujsik, MARK REVIEWS MOVIES

C "Let?s face it: the Blade movies have always been better than they should?ve been..."
-- Scott Collura, NOW PLAYING MAGAZINE

1/4 "A sad way to end the series--not with a bang, but with a simper."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL

"It's sad to see Wesley Snipes standing around on the sidelines while his franchise is hijacked by a bunch of obnoxious, wisecracking white kids."
-- Sean Burns, PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY

1.5/4 "Blade: Trinity begins with the vamps digging up the long-dormant Dracula, who is apparently a Slovakian runway model enamored of bare-chested couture."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE

'2.5/4' "Lots of posing, scowling, quipping, leather-modeling and slow-mo cool-walkin'."
-- John Beifuss, COMMERCIAL APPEAL (MEMPHIS, TN)

D "The third time out for the vampire-hunting superhero is no charm."
-- Sean Axmaker, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCE


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blade_trinity/

'nuff said

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