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Originally posted by Platinum Rinaldo
Ok,
My last two reviews were of two incredibly shitty movies. If you recall Hidden treasure was a total piece of shit and had it not been for me negotiating free popcorn and coke refills I would have gone postal when I went and sat through 3 hours of Gay filth other wise known as ALEXANDER
However,
I went to see Blade Trinity on accident. We'd gone to see ocean's Twelve and it had been sold out. On a Tuesday no less... and I had received bad reviews from a credible source that Blade Trinity was not a good movie.
We ended up settling for Blade trinity.
Let me sum up the movie with this analogy.
It's Matrix2/Daredevil/Van WIlder all in one.
Yea total surprise to see none other than the wise ass Van Wilder star himself as Blades' Gay backdoor go to guy. (pun there for the retards)
THis movie was a dissapointment from a blade sequel perspective, since it's nothing like the first 2. Blade himself talks more than he normally does and the action scenes make you want to vomit from all the camera shake.
Had it not been for Van Wilder this movie would have blown. It's a quality movie on it's own if you don't compare it to the first 2 and if you go expecting the worst movie imagineable as I did.
I recommend it, if not for a blade sequel, atleast for a laugh.
Thank God/Allah/Moses/Ghandi/Imnotep (pick one damnit) that I went in expecting the worst.
Your GFY movie critic-
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I watched that movie, it was total shit, so were all the other ones listed especially the gay filth of alexander.
is ocean's twelve any good?