First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...
Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.
So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.
Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.
Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.
Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.
OMG you had to be there . . . .
