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Kat - Fast · 08-03-2002, 09:39 AM

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who had a solution to the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You see, you have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if being headache-free was worth his manhood. When he couldn't concentrate long enough to answer the question, he realized he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years. However, he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

It was then he saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit to celebrate my new beginning." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor replied.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe & said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and...16 and a half neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2...E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Naturally, the shoes fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! Got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't possibly be a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

08-03-2002, 09:39 AM
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	If you're bored... Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who had a solution to the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You see, you have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if being headache-free was worth his manhood. When he couldn't concentrate long enough to answer the question, he realized he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years. However, he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. It was then he saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit to celebrate my new beginning." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor replied. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe & said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and...16 and a half neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2...E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Naturally, the shoes fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! Got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't possibly be a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."