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facialfreak · 05-14-2006, 12:53 AM

Hey guys .... I see ALOT of people (not just here, but on ALL boards) that have alot of misinformation about SEO strategies, or else have no clue what they should be doing to develop their SEO strategies ...

I AM NOT AN SEO SPECIALIST FOR HIRE ... I AM NOT GOING TO OPTIMIZE YOUR SITES FOR A FEE ...

What I am going to do is share my expertise ONE-ON-ONE (I'll even phone you anywhere in Canada or the US if you like ...) with anybody interested for $20.00 per hour. I am available for as little as one hour, or as many as you want. I will give you the most sound, up-to-date advice I can, and will help you to understand what it is going to take to rank well in the Google, Yahoo, and MSN.

I AM MAKING NO FALSE CLAIMS OF #1 POSITIONS, AND I WILL NOT GUARANTEE YOU A TOP 30 POSITION EITHER!! (this seems to be a very common position I see SEOs for hire offering lately ...)

THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES IN SEO ... there is NOTHING that you can do that is going to GUARANTEE YOU ANY CERTAIN RANK!!

The best shot at effective SEO you have, is understanding what is going to give you the best chances at getting high SERPs (Search Engine Results Pages).

Effective SEO is not rocket science, nor is it even overly hard ... Quite frankly, I am shocked that there are not more people doing their own SEO!!

Now a little bit of background on me ... I have been doing SEO for myself for over 3.5 years ... I have seen all kinds of changes in what works, and what DOES NOT WORK! I have survived many 'bad' google updates, such as 'Brandi' and 'Jagger' with minimal casualties. I make approximately 75-80% of my income with mainstream SEO and own several #1 listings for popular 2-3 word keyword phrases, which bring me possibly more traffic than having half as many single word keywords ...

I will not show any of my SE results in a public forum for obvious reasons, but I will upon request.

EVERYTHING I PREACH IS 100% WHITEHAT SEO! I WILL NOT TEACH BLACKHAT SEO STRATEGIES, SO DO NOT ASK ME!!

I am one of 3 captains for the BETA BRIGADE webmaster training school. I am not a shit-talker!

If you want the straight goods on basic site SEO, you can contact me via Skype (webpaintdesign) or ICQ (306088434) or even PM me here.

Facialfreak.

(I hope this is not seen as spam, because this is not my intension AT ALL ... I honestly want to debunk some of the snake oil, and the smoke and mirrors regarding SEO ... )
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05-14-2006, 12:53 AM
facialfreak Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,018	Hey guys .... I see ALOT of people (not just here, but on ALL boards) that have alot of misinformation about SEO strategies, or else have no clue what they should be doing to develop their SEO strategies ... I AM NOT AN SEO SPECIALIST FOR HIRE ... I AM NOT GOING TO OPTIMIZE YOUR SITES FOR A FEE ... What I am going to do is share my expertise ONE-ON-ONE (I'll even phone you anywhere in Canada or the US if you like ...) with anybody interested for $20.00 per hour. I am available for as little as one hour, or as many as you want. I will give you the most sound, up-to-date advice I can, and will help you to understand what it is going to take to rank well in the Google, Yahoo, and MSN. I AM MAKING NO FALSE CLAIMS OF #1 POSITIONS, AND I WILL NOT GUARANTEE YOU A TOP 30 POSITION EITHER!! (this seems to be a very common position I see SEOs for hire offering lately ...) THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES IN SEO ... there is NOTHING that you can do that is going to GUARANTEE YOU ANY CERTAIN RANK!! The best shot at effective SEO you have, is understanding what is going to give you the best chances at getting high SERPs (Search Engine Results Pages). Effective SEO is not rocket science, nor is it even overly hard ... Quite frankly, I am shocked that there are not more people doing their own SEO!! Now a little bit of background on me ... I have been doing SEO for myself for over 3.5 years ... I have seen all kinds of changes in what works, and what DOES NOT WORK! I have survived many 'bad' google updates, such as 'Brandi' and 'Jagger' with minimal casualties. I make approximately 75-80% of my income with mainstream SEO and own several #1 listings for popular 2-3 word keyword phrases, which bring me possibly more traffic than having half as many single word keywords ... I will not show any of my SE results in a public forum for obvious reasons, but I will upon request. EVERYTHING I PREACH IS 100% WHITEHAT SEO! I WILL NOT TEACH BLACKHAT SEO STRATEGIES, SO DO NOT ASK ME!! I am one of 3 captains for the BETA BRIGADE webmaster training school. I am not a shit-talker! If you want the straight goods on basic site SEO, you can contact me via Skype (webpaintdesign) or ICQ (306088434) or even PM me here. Facialfreak. (I hope this is not seen as spam, because this is not my intension AT ALL ... I honestly want to debunk some of the snake oil, and the smoke and mirrors regarding SEO ... ) __________________ __________________ Managed Shared Hosting starting at $4.99/mo Managed VPS starting at $29.99/mo Last edited by facialfreak; 05-14-2006 at 12:55 AM..