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TBS_Andreas · 02-22-2011, 03:08 AM

Hi everyone,

I just wanted to quickly announce our "The European Summit" show (formerly know as "The Barcelona Summit"), which we will be holding from the 20th to the 23rd of September 2011 in the amazing city of Prague.

Holding the show from September 20th to 23rd will allow us NOT to conflict neither with the XBIZ EU show in London (23. to 25. September 2011), nor with the Webmaster Access in Amsterdam (expected 23. to 26. September 2011), nor with the Venus in Berlin (still going on from 23. to 25. September 2011), nor with the Oktoberfest Gathering in Munich (25. to 27. September 2011).

Starting middle of next month, we will post all the show up-dates (venue hotel, participants lists, free give-aways, party schedules, etc.) in this thread.

Show-and-hotel-registration opens mid-March 2011, and we will have a lottery with great prices (like a free 7.499 Euro sponsorship package give-away) between the first 200 people registering for the show. This lottery includes of course also affliates, who can again enter the show for FREE. In February 2011 we gave away free entrance tickets to 160 affiliates.

Have a great day & hope to the you in amazing Prague in September 2011!
Andreas

BoardiesBitch · 02-22-2011, 03:26 AM

looking forward to this one
Barcelona Summit last weekend was really great, lots of good companies and contacts for us. Speed networking sessions were amazing and hectic even but i'm sure everyone loved it. Once again great job Andreas!

Ekofresh · 02-22-2011, 03:27 AM

Hey,

We will definitely be there! I look forward to a GREAT SHOW in the wonderful town of Prague. Czech Republic, known for its beer and women! Well, I must be there.

k0nr4d · 02-22-2011, 03:30 AM

Might check this one out, only 260km away.

closer · 02-22-2011, 03:33 AM

sounds interesting

spankmo · 02-22-2011, 03:51 AM

we'll be there.. looking forward to a heavy week of tradeshow drinking

bbobby86 · 02-22-2011, 04:06 AM

sounds really great...

NALEM · 02-22-2011, 04:13 AM

Word coming from those that attended ... GREAT EVENT !

To your entire team that makes each show a success, thank you.
Lets talk Andreas in a few days after you've had a chance to recover. - Alex

YaYa · 02-22-2011, 04:16 AM

Prague ? Very Good choice !

I'll like to go back to http://www.k5relax.com ;)

Dave-U · 02-22-2011, 04:21 AM

See you there!

SASCHA WINKLER · 02-22-2011, 04:24 AM

Hi Andreas,

the last Summit was really a blast for us. A big

for you and Walter.

I was really excited about all the new faces I met. Also I was able to cement previous contacts from other shows and meetings.

Peoples interest went more into business than into party. Liked that!

September sounds like a lot ot traveling - but for sure I'll be in Prague. Really looking forward to that.

darksoul · 02-22-2011, 04:26 AM

Just got back from Barca, great show, looking forward to the next one.
Thanks guys!

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-22-2011, 04:45 AM

Great choice!

thommy · 02-22-2011, 05:46 AM

Just came back last night from barcelona, what was definately one of the best shows i´ve ever been.
if prague is only have as good as that, we will be there FOR SHURE !

thanks for a great event

thommy

AdultB2B · 02-22-2011, 06:00 AM

Prague? Count me in Andreas! That sounds rockin!

Kenny B! · 02-22-2011, 06:35 AM

I'm hoping to do at least one European show this year, and me thinks this will be the one!

MOxxx · 02-22-2011, 07:11 AM

Just woke up after a long fling back in USA and i counted 275 business cards so the show was a success!

Can't wait for Prague.

MOxxx · 02-22-2011, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thommy

Just came back last night from barcelona, what was definately one of the best shows i´ve ever been.
if prague is only have as good as that, we will be there FOR SHURE !

thanks for a great event

thommy

Thommy thanks for closing the show with me Monday morning 6AM.. you are not that bad for being an old fart!

MOxxx · 02-22-2011, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by spankmo

we'll be there.. looking forward to a heavy week of tradeshow drinking

Graeme it was great to see you! I look forward to developed the Mobile projects we discussed.

Exo-Geoffrey · 02-22-2011, 08:07 AM

The show was good. A lot of business was done. Thank you Andreas.
I don't know if I'll go to Prague but I'm sure it will be a blast anyway.

huda · 02-22-2011, 09:06 AM

Really looking forward to the Praha Show!

Thanks for doing another great show in Barcelona !

X Industry Jobs · 02-22-2011, 11:11 AM

this is great news! thanks for the show update Andreas ;)

MaDalton · 02-22-2011, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thommy

..., we will be there FOR SHURE !

your spelling gives away your history as musician

ThumbLord · 02-22-2011, 11:53 AM

yep my favorite brand of microphone !

Rebel D · 02-22-2011, 12:22 PM

maybe we will make a week long trip of it.

CamChameleon · 02-22-2011, 01:08 PM

Sadly missed this weekends show... But wont be missing Prague great move Andreas see you in September!

Jey p · 02-22-2011, 01:24 PM

Bump for Andreas !!!! Go Barcelona GO !

Due · 02-22-2011, 02:16 PM

On my way home now from the barcelona show, definitely worth the trip!

Prague is a great venue for a show, I haven't been to Prague for years so definitely on top of my list

Tasty1 · 02-22-2011, 02:46 PM

Thanks for the Barcelona show Walter and Andreas, very well organised.
And i appreciated the free affiliate passes and drinks, thanks sponsors!
I haven't visited a night club, so i have to wait for the Fubar Webmasters Pictures.

DamianJ · 02-22-2011, 03:29 PM

Get Paul Markham to do a masterclass on something.

kristin · 02-22-2011, 03:32 PM

Smart move Andreas.

Are there really three shows planned for the same dates? XBIZ EU, WM Access and Berlin?

gaffg · 02-22-2011, 04:31 PM

bump for a great show

ThumbLord · 02-22-2011, 05:17 PM

OMFG, I will be there I am sure

cd_epgbill · 02-23-2011, 02:22 AM

After that really amazing show, we as EPGBILL.com are proud to be one of the top sponsors for Prague again.
The last Barcelona Summit was the best event in EU I ever visit.
Very good job, Andreas and Walter.

See you all latest in Prague

Cheers
Christian

dialxs · 02-23-2011, 02:40 AM

Barcelona was great, again a lot of new contacts and customers. Andreas GOOD job!!!

DamianJ · 02-23-2011, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Smart move Andreas.

Are there really three shows planned for the same dates? XBIZ EU, WM Access and Berlin?

/me shakes his head

Lilit · 02-23-2011, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dialxs

Barcelona was great, again a lot of new contacts and customers. Andreas GOOD job!!!

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Lilit · 02-23-2011, 03:28 AM

Andreas, thanks for putting together such a great show!!! It was one of the best shows for me. Definitely count me in for Prague! Already looking forward to it!

JFK · 02-23-2011, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

Thanks for the Barcelona show Walter and Andreas, very well organised.
And i appreciated the free affiliate passes and drinks, thanks sponsors!
I haven't visited a night club, so i have to wait for the Fubar Webmasters Pictures.

Hey Bjorn , great seeing you !! We are working on the pics right now

As others have stated before me, the show was a HIT.... Congrats to Andreas and Walter for pulling off a great one, see you guys in Prague

TBS_Andreas · 02-23-2011, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

We are working on the pics right now

Great! Looking forward to seeing them Julius!

JFK · 02-23-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Great! Looking forward to seeing them Julius!

on the last fiorlder even as we speak

then comes some work, then the upload etc

Oracle Porn · 02-23-2011, 08:22 AM

Any reason for the average affiliate to come?

In other words, why should I fly 3 hours for this?

Will there be limos taking participants from the airport to the hotel?

JFK · 02-23-2011, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

Any reason for the average affiliate to come?

In other words, why should I fly 3 hours for this?

Will there be limos taking participants from the airport to the hotel?

sounds like you are very motivated to attend .........

Honez · 02-23-2011, 11:58 AM

Never been to Prague so I am really looking forward to this

Connor · 02-23-2011, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cd_epgbill

After that really amazing show, we as EPGBILL.com are proud to be one of the top sponsors for Prague again.
The last Barcelona Summit was the best event in EU I ever visit.
Very good job, Andreas and Walter.

See you all latest in Prague

Cheers
Christian

This is fantastic praise... I imagine it makes Andreas and Walter really happy to hear this.

CE Adam · 02-23-2011, 12:18 PM

CE Cash will be there.

Good show in BCN Andreas

Tasty1 · 02-23-2011, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

Any reason for the average affiliate to come?

In other words, why should I fly 3 hours for this?

Will there be limos taking participants from the airport to the hotel?

As an affiliate i always liked visiting meetings. You can learn a lot by talking to people. Even a 10 minute talk could give you new ideas and opportunities. You learn more attending a show than read most topics on a forum or sitting at your computer. If you walk into a bar you can't start a conversation about porn, and that is what we like to talk about porn + business. I can promote some 'invite only' programs because i met the owners. And if you are starting a programm yourself in the future you already have the hosting, content, billing, traffic contacts to make a good launch.

So in the end it is profitable, fun, and you keep up with the things happening in the industry. You can also drink a beer with the people that are sending you money for years. And start some days earlier, Prague is a great city to visit.

k0nr4d · 02-23-2011, 02:40 PM

Is there a registration site up for this yet? What hotel? Fuck it, im 260km away, the more or less understand the language and have no excuse not to go.

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 02-23-2011, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Is there a registration site up for this yet? What hotel? Fuck it, im 260km away, the more or less understand the language and have no excuse not to go.

thats the spirit

Oracle Porn · 02-23-2011, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

As an affiliate i always liked visiting meetings. You can learn a lot by talking to people. Even a 10 minute talk could give you new ideas and opportunities. You learn more attending a show than read most topics on a forum or sitting at your computer. If you walk into a bar you can't start a conversation about porn, and that is what we like to talk about porn + business. I can promote some 'invite only' programs because i met the owners. And if you are starting a programm yourself in the future you already have the hosting, content, billing, traffic contacts to make a good launch.

So in the end it is profitable, fun, and you keep up with the things happening in the industry. You can also drink a beer with the people that are sending you money for years. And start some days earlier, Prague is a great city to visit.

I usually use ICQ for talking

Also I don't think I can "drink a beer with the people that are sending your(me) money for years",although I can drink a beer with a rep that's been with the program for 1-2 years (most likely less time then I have been promoting them) and he can offer me more banners, more linkcodes, and some spam with my beer.

You didn't answer about the limos

I would hate trying to catch a cab in a new country where people barely know English...so are there limos in and out of the airport? If there's a limo I might come

P.S. - "...if you are starting a program" - I might as well go to a cooking convention, if I'll decide to be a chef I can learn a lot there too. I'm an affiliate.

02-22-2011, 03:08 AM	#1
TBS_Andreas Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,163	The European Summit: FREE for AFFILIATES Hi everyone, I just wanted to quickly announce our "The European Summit" show (formerly know as "The Barcelona Summit"), which we will be holding from the 20th to the 23rd of September 2011 in the amazing city of Prague. Holding the show from September 20th to 23rd will allow us NOT to conflict neither with the XBIZ EU show in London (23. to 25. September 2011), nor with the Webmaster Access in Amsterdam (expected 23. to 26. September 2011), nor with the Venus in Berlin (still going on from 23. to 25. September 2011), nor with the Oktoberfest Gathering in Munich (25. to 27. September 2011). Starting middle of next month, we will post all the show up-dates (venue hotel, participants lists, free give-aways, party schedules, etc.) in this thread. Show-and-hotel-registration opens mid-March 2011, and we will have a lottery with great prices (like a free 7.499 Euro sponsorship package give-away) between the first 200 people registering for the show. This lottery includes of course also affliates, who can again enter the show for FREE. In February 2011 we gave away free entrance tickets to 160 affiliates. Have a great day & hope to the you in amazing Prague in September 2011! Andreas __________________ * 16-19 September 2024, ViennaHouse Diplomat Hotel & Conference Center, Prague, Czech Republic

02-22-2011, 03:26 AM	#2
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02-22-2011, 03:27 AM	#3
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02-22-2011, 03:30 AM	#4
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02-22-2011, 03:33 AM	#5
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02-22-2011, 03:51 AM	#6
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02-22-2011, 04:06 AM	#7
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02-22-2011, 04:13 AM	#8
NALEM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Where ever Delta flies Posts: 3,143	Word coming from those that attended ... GREAT EVENT ! To your entire team that makes each show a success, thank you. Lets talk Andreas in a few days after you've had a chance to recover. - Alex __________________ "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."

02-22-2011, 04:16 AM	#9
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02-22-2011, 04:21 AM	#10
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02-22-2011, 04:24 AM	#11
SASCHA WINKLER Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 82	Hi Andreas, the last Summit was really a blast for us. A big for you and Walter. I was really excited about all the new faces I met. Also I was able to cement previous contacts from other shows and meetings. Peoples interest went more into business than into party. Liked that! September sounds like a lot ot traveling - but for sure I'll be in Prague. Really looking forward to that. __________________ Sascha \| PAY4.eu - All you need to be ready for SEPA Direct Debit and 500+ Million Europeans Meet us @ Webmaster Access \| XBIZ EU \| The European Summit \| Oktoberfest Gathering PAY4 - A no brainer! Last edited by SASCHA WINKLER; 02-22-2011 at 04:25 AM..

02-22-2011, 04:26 AM	#12
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02-22-2011, 05:46 AM	#14
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02-22-2011, 06:00 AM	#15
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02-22-2011, 06:35 AM	#16
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02-22-2011, 07:11 AM	#17
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02-22-2011, 08:07 AM	#20
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02-22-2011, 09:06 AM	#21
huda Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 500	Really looking forward to the Praha Show! Thanks for doing another great show in Barcelona !

02-22-2011, 11:11 AM	#22
X Industry Jobs Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 748	this is great news! thanks for the show update Andreas ;) __________________ http://www.hotjobsalert.com [email protected]

02-22-2011, 11:53 AM	#24
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02-22-2011, 12:22 PM	#25
Rebel D Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,916	maybe we will make a week long trip of it.

02-22-2011, 01:08 PM	#26
CamChameleon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: EU Posts: 295	Sadly missed this weekends show... But wont be missing Prague great move Andreas see you in September!

02-22-2011, 01:24 PM	#27
Jey p Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ARGENTINA Posts: 1,810	Bump for Andreas !!!! Go Barcelona GO ! __________________ Premium Web Design

02-22-2011, 02:16 PM	#28
Due Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Murrieta, CA Posts: 3,620	On my way home now from the barcelona show, definitely worth the trip! Prague is a great venue for a show, I haven't been to Prague for years so definitely on top of my list __________________ I buy plugs Skype: Due_Global /Due

02-22-2011, 02:46 PM	#29
Tasty1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,504	Thanks for the Barcelona show Walter and Andreas, very well organised. And i appreciated the free affiliate passes and drinks, thanks sponsors! I haven't visited a night club, so i have to wait for the Fubar Webmasters Pictures. __________________ everything is fake

02-22-2011, 03:29 PM	#30
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Get Paul Markham to do a masterclass on something.

02-22-2011, 03:32 PM	#31
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Smart move Andreas. Are there really three shows planned for the same dates? XBIZ EU, WM Access and Berlin? __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

02-22-2011, 04:31 PM	#32
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02-22-2011, 05:17 PM	#33
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02-23-2011, 02:22 AM	#34
cd_epgbill Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 9	After that really amazing show, we as EPGBILL.com are proud to be one of the top sponsors for Prague again. The last Barcelona Summit was the best event in EU I ever visit. Very good job, Andreas and Walter. See you all latest in Prague Cheers Christian

02-23-2011, 02:40 AM	#35
dialxs Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Oss,Netherlands Posts: 15	Barcelona was great, again a lot of new contacts and customers. Andreas GOOD job!!! __________________ Payment Service Provider

02-23-2011, 03:28 AM	#38
Lilit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,645	Andreas, thanks for putting together such a great show!!! It was one of the best shows for me. Definitely count me in for Prague! Already looking forward to it! __________________ Nadya-EuroRevenue ICQ: 400525519 nadya[at]eurorevenue[dot]com Skype: nadyay7 See who I am at AdultWhosWho

02-23-2011, 08:22 AM	#42
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	Any reason for the average affiliate to come? In other words, why should I fly 3 hours for this? Will there be limos taking participants from the airport to the hotel? __________________ Last edited by Oracle Porn; 02-23-2011 at 08:24 AM..

02-23-2011, 11:58 AM	#44
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