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Zeusthedog · 03-27-2017, 05:41 PM

We are building an app that is going to destroy phakebook and tweety bird. We need seed funding to launch it and need a broker to find us an investor. Because we do not "conform" with the "Establishment Silicon Valley" thinking in the tech world in North America funding options are limited. Our South American partners (and 500 million customers) are eagerly waiting for our launch.

If you can find us the right seed investor we will certainly make it worth your while. Please email [email protected]

QuietPhantom · 03-28-2017, 04:00 PM

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Zeusthedog · 03-29-2017, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by QuietPhantom

Looks like the 'Corporate North America' could foresee the consequences of an angry squirrel planning to fuck a horse. The whole squirrel is not as big as a horse dick and in an attempt to satisfy the horse's needs, the squirrel will drown in juices that nobody want to see.

Thanks for looking !!

lock · 03-31-2017, 01:44 AM

hmm first post i need money.

Zeusthedog · 04-02-2017, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lock

hmm first post i need money.

Not sure your point. Both instagram and WhatsApp were founded by people with no employees or money.

03-27-2017, 05:41 PM	#1
Zeusthedog Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 3	Looking for a Seed Round Broker We are building an app that is going to destroy phakebook and tweety bird. We need seed funding to launch it and need a broker to find us an investor. Because we do not "conform" with the "Establishment Silicon Valley" thinking in the tech world in North America funding options are limited. Our South American partners (and 500 million customers) are eagerly waiting for our launch. If you can find us the right seed investor we will certainly make it worth your while. Please email [email protected]

03-31-2017, 01:44 AM	#4
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03-28-2017, 04:00 PM	#2
QuietPhantom Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 19	Looks like the 'Corporate North America' could foresee the consequences of an angry squirrel planning to fuck a horse. The whole squirrel is not as big as a horse dick and in an attempt to satisfy the horse's needs, the squirrel will drown in juices that nobody want to see.