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MetaMan · 12-29-2010, 01:18 PM

So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond.

ottopottomouse · 12-29-2010, 01:26 PM

SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

dyna mo · 12-29-2010, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

MetaMan · 12-29-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

You have seen his cock?

Dvae · 12-29-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond.

Doesn't the sign say "All Trucks" not "Semi-Trucks Only"?
If so you=dumbass!

MetaMan · 12-29-2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Doesn't the sign say "All Trucks" not "Semi-Trucks Only"?
If so you=dumbass!

Ya you're so smart that you had to ask the question dumb ass.

you = jealous

baddog · 12-29-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Doesn't the sign say "All Trucks" not "Semi-Trucks Only"?
If so you=dumbass!

I hope you are ESL. If not, slow down and read it out loud. That might help.

d-null · 12-29-2010, 02:03 PM

I call BS on the story, cars never have to stop at a weigh station, unless it was an inspection station but I don't think they have those where you were driving.

Itchy · 12-29-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond.

dyna mo · 12-29-2010, 02:08 PM

Dvae · 12-29-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I hope you are ESL. If not, slow down and read it out loud. That might help.

I missed the car part. I was focused on the "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station"
which made me think he was driving some sort box truck.

So was he pulled over for speeding or is it just another MetaMan bullshit story?

~Ray · 12-29-2010, 02:10 PM

his balls are heavy

dyna mo · 12-29-2010, 02:15 PM

mm, you need a gfy sidekick to snag that crucial 2nd post and corroborate your story so these sorts of threads don't backfire like this.

Davy · 12-29-2010, 02:17 PM

There's a recording of a cop calling a tourist "German boy" and stuff.

"Why are you driving in my country" - that cop is simply unreal.

dyna mo · 12-29-2010, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Davy

There's a recording of a cop calling a tourist "German boy" and stuff.

"Why are you driving in my country" - that cop is simply unreal.

that cop should of gotten fired for not writing that traffic scofflaw up for going 95mph.

he let that german off easy.

_Richard_ · 12-29-2010, 02:21 PM

you're going to be popular back at the station

marketsmart · 12-29-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

mm, you need a gfy sidekick to snag that crucial 2nd post and corroborate your story so these sorts of threads don't backfire like this.

i was in the passenger seat and all i can say is that i am glad the cop got him first..

if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was...

meta is like my robin....

i am the batman.....

.

Double trouble · 12-29-2010, 02:29 PM

dyna mo · 12-29-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i was in the passenger seat and all i can say is that i am glad the cop got him first..

if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was...

meta is like my robin....

i am the batman.....

.

perfect, now y'all just need to work on coordination!

_Richard_ · 12-29-2010, 02:34 PM

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cracks me up every single time

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-29-2010, 02:37 PM

ADG

brassmonkey · 12-29-2010, 02:46 PM

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seeandsee · 12-29-2010, 02:54 PM

that eating evidences are best

icymelon · 12-29-2010, 02:56 PM

super troopers?

MetaMan · 12-29-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i was in the passenger seat and all i can say is that i am glad the cop got him first..

if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was...

meta is like my robin....

i am the batman.....

.

Only big cock swingers up in this bitch!

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Originally Posted by Dvae

I missed the car part. I was focused on the "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station"
which made me think he was driving some sort box truck.

So was he pulled over for speeding or is it just another MetaMan bullshit story?

You missed the part where you insert your brain in before thinking.

Name ONE bullshit story I have told. They are all 100% truth. I live the life of a PLAYA while the bitches call you the MASTURBATOR.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me =

marketsmart · 12-29-2010, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Only big cock swingers up in this bitch!

You missed the part where you insert your brain in before thinking.

Name ONE bullshit story I have told. They are all 100% truth. I live the life of a PLAYA while the bitches call you the MASTURBATOR.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me =

dont sweat him...

that dsylexic bitch can't even spell his name right....

and obviously he has small penis syndrome...

werd....

.

Seth Manson · 12-29-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

You have seen his cock?

See sig.

lazycash · 12-29-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

Tough call on which one is funnier.

Mutt · 12-29-2010, 10:23 PM

all i'll say is there's a much better chance that this story is true than there is that Sally is female.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-29-2010, 11:07 PM

The scales after the Cochrane turn off? You're lucky they didn't take you down some dirt road and cornhole you, lol...

MetaMan · 12-29-2010, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

The scales after the Cochrane turn off? You're lucky they didn't take you down some dirt road and cornhole you, lol...

Sounds like bad luck to me.

Twoface31 · 12-30-2010, 12:16 AM

sound bad,

Paul Markham · 12-30-2010, 05:18 AM

What were you charged with?

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Dodododa · 12-30-2010, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

that cop should of gotten fired for not writing that traffic scofflaw up for going 95mph.

he let that german off easy.

It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

kristin · 12-30-2010, 05:43 AM

$2k bond eh?

Paul Markham · 12-30-2010, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodododa

It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

I've been fined here in Czech and in Germany. Maybe different in the US.

Chosen · 12-30-2010, 05:57 AM

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docputer · 12-30-2010, 05:59 AM

US can fine foreign drivers, just not those who have diplomatic credentials

MetaMan · 12-30-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin

$2k bond eh?

Looked it over 10 times I read English in my post every time.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

What were you charged with?

Carrying a concealed weapon and driving with a load to big for the road.

brassmonkey · 12-30-2010, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

SmokeyTheBear · 12-30-2010, 10:05 AM

i got pulled over near the same area a few years back , almost the same time of year , we were all listening to music loud, doing about 120, noticed the lights in the rear and pulled over , cop is pissed off , says he has been following me for 2 miles with lights and sirens on. Was probably ready to arrest me but then he spotted the kids, wife and dog in the truck and probably figured it was going to be a hassle.

_Richard_ · 12-30-2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodododa

It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

generally they probably will, however not much ability to collect on a judgment that has no hope in being collected on

dyna mo · 12-30-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodododa

It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

cops can impound the car and arrest them for going 95 in a 70mph zone.

wanna get out of jail? pay the fine.

munki · 12-30-2010, 10:46 AM

So much win it's relapsed into fail, and is headed back around the corner to win again.

PR_Glen · 12-30-2010, 11:14 AM

i hate it when i see sirens...

ottopottomouse · 12-30-2010, 12:24 PM

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i hate it when i see sirens...

i hate it when i hear flashing lights...

munki · 12-30-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

i hate it when i see sirens...

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i hate it when i hear flashing lights...

JFK · 12-30-2010, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

JFK · 12-30-2010, 12:35 PM

Fitty fascist pigs

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	OK I was just ARRESTED: (fascist pigs!) So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding. So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons". The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station". He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond.

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