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Old 01-04-2011, 08:02 PM   #1
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Old 01-04-2011, 08:13 PM   #2
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:03 PM   #3
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Sorry I can't read that.
Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:38 PM   #4
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:42 PM   #5
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:55 PM   #6
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:03 AM   #7
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:15 AM   #8
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:28 AM   #9
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:48 AM   #10
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:35 AM   #11
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:47 AM   #12
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:50 AM   #13
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:52 AM   #14
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:57 AM   #15
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:03 AM   #16
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Baguio, Thailand?
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