Giant Crayfish Found In Tennessee WTF! - GoFuckYourself.com

Caligari · 01-20-2011, 10:42 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_crayfish_giant
It's impossible, must have escaped from a holding tank in a genetics lab...my god.

its interesting though because the people don't seem to be in a panic and fleeing for their lives;)

it also appears to be a lobster;)

JFK · 01-20-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_crayfish_giant
It's impossible, must have escaped from a holding tank in a genetics lab...my god.

its interesting though because the people don't seem to be in a panic and fleeing for their lives;)

it also appears to be a lobster;)

lobster with no claws ?

Tom_PM · 01-20-2011, 10:53 AM

Birds die in midair, but new crawfish discovered. Guess it's true that when God slams a door, he punches out a window.

Caligari · 01-20-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

lobster with no claws ?

heh...in other news a group of genetic scientists were seen scarfing down approximately 300 pounds of lobster claw meat;)

seriously i think its supposed to be a clawless spiny lobster, which would make for a fairly un-scary giant monster. i suppose he could trample you or smack you with his tail but that can only get you so far;)

Tom_PM · 01-20-2011, 11:01 AM

Could also hump your volvo, lol.

Itchy · 01-20-2011, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_crayfish_giant
It's impossible, must have escaped from a holding tank in a genetics lab...my god.

its interesting though because the people don't seem to be in a panic and fleeing for their lives;)

it also appears to be a lobster;)

Caligari · 01-20-2011, 11:14 AM

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Could also hump your volvo, lol.

Vendzilla · 01-20-2011, 11:24 AM

Make a hell of a coctail

beerptrol · 01-20-2011, 11:26 AM

I'm surprised no one is chasing it with melted butter and lemon juice in hand

tranza · 01-20-2011, 11:29 AM

Funny guy...

"The new species, called Barbicambarus simmonsi, is about 5 inches (12 cm) long and has antennae covered with a sensitive fringe of tiny, hair-like bristles, called setae."

Scott McD · 01-20-2011, 11:32 AM

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Rictor · 01-20-2011, 12:51 PM

5 inches is giant? I've seen 'em a foot long in the creeks of Indiana.

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Make a hell of a coctail __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Funny guy... "The new species, called Barbicambarus simmonsi, is about 5 inches (12 cm) long and has antennae covered with a sensitive fringe of tiny, hair-like bristles, called setae." __________________ I'm just a newbie.

01-20-2011, 12:51 PM	#12
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	5 inches is giant? I've seen 'em a foot long in the creeks of Indiana.