Charlie Sheen's next ladyfriend is 4-1 to be a porn star - GoFuckYourself.com

MasterBlow · 03-12-2011, 06:07 AM

Warner Brothers have sacked Charlie Sheen from hit show Two And A Half Men. That's fine, but they better have a good reason.

I told my mate that Marie Osmond was considered a possible replacement by the studio. "Warner Brothers?" he replied. "I have," I said.

Sheen has a reputation for coke binges, alcohol benders, and sleeping with half of Hollywood. No wonder so many kids want to become actors.

The rehab-quitting thespian is advertising for another 'goddess' to fulfil his needs in return for a truckload of cash. The wife's application is in the post, as is mine.

Hills are betting on the profession of Sheen's next ladyfriend, with porn star the 4-1 favourite. The actor is currently interviewing for the position, one that he hasn't tried before. I doubt there's a porn star he hasn't tried before. The star is 14-1 with Hills to win this year's I'm A Celebrity.

He's not a definite runner but seems to have entered everything else this year.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/

Sabby · 03-12-2011, 06:19 AM

That wasnt fair...

and I was just about to post my ass too....

Sabby

seeandsee · 03-12-2011, 07:11 AM

putting my house on it

CDSmith · 03-12-2011, 07:18 AM

Only 4-1? Seems they skipped a few 0's.

Like 400,000 to 1.

Sabby · 03-12-2011, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Only 4-1? Seems they skipped a few 0's.

Like 400,000 to 1.

coulda woulda shoulda.... nada...

(let me fantasize in peace)

Sabby

Agent 488 · 03-12-2011, 08:27 AM

03-12-2011, 06:07 AM	#1
MasterBlow Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 2,059	Charlie Sheen's next ladyfriend is 4-1 to be a porn star Warner Brothers have sacked Charlie Sheen from hit show Two And A Half Men. That's fine, but they better have a good reason. I told my mate that Marie Osmond was considered a possible replacement by the studio. "Warner Brothers?" he replied. "I have," I said. Sheen has a reputation for coke binges, alcohol benders, and sleeping with half of Hollywood. No wonder so many kids want to become actors. The rehab-quitting thespian is advertising for another 'goddess' to fulfil his needs in return for a truckload of cash. The wife's application is in the post, as is mine. Hills are betting on the profession of Sheen's next ladyfriend, with porn star the 4-1 favourite. The actor is currently interviewing for the position, one that he hasn't tried before. I doubt there's a porn star he hasn't tried before. The star is 14-1 with Hills to win this year's I'm A Celebrity. He's not a definite runner but seems to have entered everything else this year. http://www.mirror.co.uk/ __________________

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