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03-16-2011, 04:22 AM
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Do it immigrant style!
· An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
· · "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" · he asks. · "$ 100" · she replies. · In broken English, he says, · "Do you do immigrant style?" · "No" · she says. · "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." · "No," · she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. · "I pay you $300." · "No," · she says. · "I pay you $400." · "No," · she says. · So finally he says, · "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style." · She thinks, · "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes · from every part of the world. · How bad could immigrant style be?" · So she agrees and has sex with him. · Finally, after several hours, they finish. · Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, · "Hey, I was expecting something · perverted and disgusting. · But that was ok. · So, what exactly is immigrant style?" · The illegal immigrant replies, · "You send bill to Government." |
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03-16-2011, 04:35 AM
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working on my tan
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lol, not bad.
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03-16-2011, 05:01 AM
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ahahah that was good
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03-16-2011, 05:24 AM
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Deputy Chief Command
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hahaha I like immigrant style ... fuckin hoes made affordable
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03-16-2011, 05:35 AM
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Playa
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lllloool nice one!
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03-16-2011, 05:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That was a good on
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03-16-2011, 08:29 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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03-16-2011, 09:16 AM
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LoL
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03-16-2011, 09:38 AM
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business ready hit me up!
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ahh gringo jokes are boring
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