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emjay · 03-17-2011, 01:07 PM

If so, you might want to consider charging for your time via phone with your own pay-per-minute phone website.

This way, those annoying difficult-to-bill 5 minute consultations can start making you money. Simply log-in when you are available, and calls will be annoymously routed to your phone.

You then simply point relevent customers to your site, which will dispaly a green icon if you are available.

You can charge up to $5/Min, and this can easily be changed at any time.

For more info, go to www.chatterwith.me or email me [email protected]

TheLegacy · 03-17-2011, 01:12 PM

Pretty cool idea and definitely has a lot of usages

davecummings · 03-17-2011, 02:02 PM

Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? if so, I wonder how they'd protect us against some law enforcement entrapment calls by "fakers" under 18!

I looked at their site; it looks like they do some marketing, but that I'd have to do some advertising and stuff I am not qualified for and/or don't have the time to do.

mchacal · 03-17-2011, 02:04 PM

Good one!

vdbucks · 03-17-2011, 02:08 PM

I like the idea but...

You ever tried dealing with a moron over the phone?

sarettah · 03-17-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by vdbucks

I like the idea but...

You ever tried dealing with a moron over the phone?

If you are getting paid by the minute to deal with them, moron's are a lot easier to deal with.

candyflip · 03-17-2011, 02:10 PM

Postin' on motherfucking GFY.

vdbucks · 03-17-2011, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

If you are getting paid by the minute to deal with them, moron's are a lot easier to deal with.

I suppose that's true... but I don't really have that kind of patience ><

PS. I'm an expert in pussyology. Call me today for a non-free consultation.

Scott McD · 03-17-2011, 02:20 PM

I'm a boob expert!

sarettah · 03-17-2011, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks

PS. I'm an expert in pussyology. Call me today for a non-free consultation.

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.

(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

vdbucks · 03-17-2011, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.

(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

I don't presume I'd be giving pussyology advice to women ;)

sarettah · 03-17-2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks

I don't presume I'd be giving pussyology advice to women ;)

Lol. Ok, I guess I read your answer wrong

sperbonzo · 03-17-2011, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.

(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

So you own a sportfishing yacht, or you are named after one?

.

sarettah · 03-17-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

So you own a sportfishing yacht, or you are named after one?

.

Neither ;p

I used to live at the beach, then I got stupid

emjay · 03-24-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? .

No Dave. You are considered THE expert

Which is why $5/Min does not apply to you

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Industry luminary Dave Cummings, will be offering his expertise to assist callers interested in making their own amateur video, answering porn-related questions, discussing sex and relationships and learning about the world of Swinging.

Cummings, 71, was one of this year's inductees in the X-Rated Critics Organization's Hall of Fame Class of 2011, an honor handed out to only the best and brightest in the world of porn.

?I was constantly getting people asking me for advice? said Cummings, who is considered the oldest American still-performing professional porn star. ?Now I have a platform from which I can give private phone consultations, and be paid on a per-minute basis for the privilege. Time is money in this industry, just like any other?.

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alias · 03-24-2011, 09:20 PM

Cool idea, especially with the inclusion of adult.

F-U-Jimmy · 03-24-2011, 09:38 PM

Im an expert on "Red Snappers"
I suppose i could charge to tell women how to stop there snappers turning red

Spunky · 03-24-2011, 09:40 PM

I can play with the skin flute

DangerX !!! · 03-24-2011, 09:47 PM

I'm an expert in... wait... what? OMG, well, I can teach people righteousness, how to be good, and what is right and what is not right. Do you think it could sell?

Rofl · 03-24-2011, 11:21 PM

An expert is someone who knows a lot about...

I know the perfect candidate for an expert phone line.

Just gettin in on the fun ya'll, love it...

moeloubani · 03-24-2011, 11:40 PM

Skype tried to do something like this and it didn't work out, it was called Skype Prime. It's a good idea; I wish I could charge people that called me for computer help by the minute.

Paul Markham · 03-25-2011, 12:24 AM

I'm an expert at winding up loser trolls. LOL

emjay · 03-25-2011, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I'm an expert at winding up loser trolls. LOL

I thought it was the other way round lol

grumpy · 03-25-2011, 02:28 AM

welcome back to 2000

taken300 · 03-25-2011, 03:17 AM

Nice info... However agree to "moeloubani" ..

Paul Markham · 03-25-2011, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay

I thought it was the other way round lol

Sometimes the broken record of "All you know is photography" gets up my nose.

But they're not trolls, they're fucking idiots. What do they think I've been doing for the last 33 years, sitting in a studio?

emjay · 03-25-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

welcome back to 2000

Pay-per-minute services via premium rate have been around much longer than that. But VoIP services like this would not have worked with a 14.4K dial-up modem...

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davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? if so, I wonder how they'd protect us against some law enforcement entrapment calls by "fakers" under 18! I looked at their site; it looks like they do some marketing, but that I'd have to do some advertising and stuff I am not qualified for and/or don't have the time to do. __________________ Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com www.davecummings.tv San Diego Email--- [email protected]

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