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96ukssob · 03-31-2011, 11:23 AM

One I thought would be great was a few years ago when I first moved to LA I wrote up a fake eviction letter and slid it under the door for my gf at the time to read. It said she was being kicked out because she was not providing enough anal sex

However... she got home WAY early than I expected and I wasnt there to see the joke. come home to find her on the steps crying on the phone with her mom saying we got evicted from our apartment. In short, that joke did not go well.

One that did was when I was in college, a friend and I tied all the doors together on the girls side of the hall in the dorm, so about 20 doors. Pulled the lights out of the ceiling and covered the floor in shaving cream and pulled the fire alarm.

No one ever knew it was us, but was sure funny to hear about how they had to call public safety to come and cut the ropes the doors were tied with and girls falling because of the wet floor

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2011, 11:27 AM

create a fake news headline at yahoo , cnn , or foxnews
http://a-p.ath.cx/story/create.php

Scott McD · 03-31-2011, 12:55 PM

Nah, i'll be glad when tomorrow is over to be honest...

CurrentlySober · 03-31-2011, 12:58 PM

Im gonna pour petrol through my neighbours letterbox, and then light it.

When he runs out screaming fire, call the fire brigade, I'll just pretend to call them. When they dont turn up, I'll say 'April Fool' !

Hes gonna love it ! Not so sure about his wife and 3 children though, but... Well... Not my problem.

Seth Manson · 03-31-2011, 01:18 PM

I'm planning an April Fool's party in your mouth. Everyone is coming.

Vick! · 03-31-2011, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Im gonna pour petrol through my neighbours letterbox, and then light it.

When he runs out screaming fire, call the fire brigade, I'll just pretend to call them. When they dont turn up, I'll say 'April Fool' !

Hes gonna love it ! Not so sure about his wife and 3 children though, but... Well... Not my problem.

What part would be the april fool? lighting letter box or pretending to call fireman? lol

VladS · 03-31-2011, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

create a fake news headline at yahoo , cnn , or foxnews
http://a-p.ath.cx/story/create.php

Hahaha, good one.

alias · 03-31-2011, 02:16 PM

I am going to post some fake headlines on gfy.

_Richard_ · 03-31-2011, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

It said she was being kicked out because she was not providing enough anal sex

...crying on the phone with her mom saying we got evicted from our apartment. In short, that joke did not go well.

'well, obviously sweetie, we need to get busy, fast'

BlackCrayon · 03-31-2011, 02:41 PM

i'm gonna steal my buddies car and push it into the river.

TheLegacy · 03-31-2011, 05:01 PM

I'm going around telling people you can make money in porn !!

jimmycooper · 03-31-2011, 06:53 PM

One of my best friends from college (Class of 99) did not come out of the closet to his parents until last year despite coming out to everyone else about 11-12 years ago.He's from the bible belt in Texas and his parents are really hardcore evangelicals. Soon after he told them, his mom read him a 15 page letter that essentially told him that his life was being guided by Lucifer. Oh, and she only personally wrote the first 5 pages before the apparently wordy big guy in the sky took over.

She also recommended that he seek counseling at Exodus International, which is an organization that tries to help people not be gay.

So, I'm going to call my friend and have a normal conversation for a few minutes before putting him on hold. At that point, I'm going to dial in my friend Steven who has the gayest sounding voice that I've heard and say...

"Hi Adam, I have Steven on the line. He's a counselor from Exodus, your mom put me in touch with them, it's a great organization and I think that you should really hear what Steven here has to say"

Then Steven and his really gay voice will take over. We have it all worked out and it's going to be hilarious.

alias · 03-31-2011, 06:54 PM

^ cool plan bro

03-31-2011, 11:23 AM	#1
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	Any good april fools jokes planned? One I thought would be great was a few years ago when I first moved to LA I wrote up a fake eviction letter and slid it under the door for my gf at the time to read. It said she was being kicked out because she was not providing enough anal sex However... she got home WAY early than I expected and I wasnt there to see the joke. come home to find her on the steps crying on the phone with her mom saying we got evicted from our apartment. In short, that joke did not go well. One that did was when I was in college, a friend and I tied all the doors together on the girls side of the hall in the dorm, so about 20 doors. Pulled the lights out of the ceiling and covered the floor in shaving cream and pulled the fire alarm. No one ever knew it was us, but was sure funny to hear about how they had to call public safety to come and cut the ropes the doors were tied with and girls falling because of the wet floor __________________ Email: Clicky on Me Last edited by 96ukssob; 03-31-2011 at 11:25 AM..

03-31-2011, 11:27 AM	#2
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	create a fake news headline at yahoo , cnn , or foxnews http://a-p.ath.cx/story/create.php __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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03-31-2011, 06:53 PM	#12
jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	One of my best friends from college (Class of 99) did not come out of the closet to his parents until last year despite coming out to everyone else about 11-12 years ago.He's from the bible belt in Texas and his parents are really hardcore evangelicals. Soon after he told them, his mom read him a 15 page letter that essentially told him that his life was being guided by Lucifer. Oh, and she only personally wrote the first 5 pages before the apparently wordy big guy in the sky took over. She also recommended that he seek counseling at Exodus International, which is an organization that tries to help people not be gay. So, I'm going to call my friend and have a normal conversation for a few minutes before putting him on hold. At that point, I'm going to dial in my friend Steven who has the gayest sounding voice that I've heard and say... "Hi Adam, I have Steven on the line. He's a counselor from Exodus, your mom put me in touch with them, it's a great organization and I think that you should really hear what Steven here has to say" Then Steven and his really gay voice will take over. We have it all worked out and it's going to be hilarious. __________________

03-31-2011, 06:54 PM	#13
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	^ cool plan bro