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03-30-2011, 03:36 PM | #1 |
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03-30-2011, 03:40 PM | #3 |
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I want to believe it's just that easy and awesome, I really want to... but I can't.
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03-30-2011, 03:42 PM | #4 |
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eNumbered.com safeguards your wealth from taxes, divorce, civil judgments and more. Protect your assets by using an anonymous numbered bank account.
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03-30-2011, 03:48 PM | #7 | |
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Let's get some facts straight first. # Where is the financial institution that is backing this located? # Are there any insurances except for "100% backed in gold"? # Where is this gold located exactly? # Who, in the end, is responsible for all this?
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03-30-2011, 03:51 PM | #8 |
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03-30-2011, 03:51 PM | #9 |
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03-30-2011, 03:52 PM | #10 |
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Amazing... I bet some idiots will actually ty to use this.
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Also, googling your name and seeing this on the first page doesn't inspire a lot of confidence for the future of your company either:
"Anonymous Bank Accounts for HACKERS!"
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03-30-2011, 03:52 PM | #12 |
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03-30-2011, 03:54 PM | #13 |
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great opportunity for someone. good luck!
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Under normal circumstances, I would have stopped reading right there.
But something about this tax evasion, money laundering operation has peaked my interest, so I will continue reading. Quote:
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03-30-2011, 03:57 PM | #15 |
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Actually, this is how the old Swiss bank accounts used to operate, by number only. BRILLIANT fucking system until the USA had to toss her fucking puss dripping cock around crying about terrorism and tax evasion.
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# Where is the financial institution that is backing this located?
Canada # Where is this gold located exactly? Secure vaults in Canada # Who, in the end, is responsible for all this?[/QUOTE] eNumbered Holdings INC, a BC Corporation # Are there any insurances except for "100% backed in gold"? A very legitimate question which we often receive so I want to take the time to really address your question here. First off, 'guarantees' in the world of banking come with a high price; government intruding into your financial privacy. The only truly 'guaranteed' bank accounts in the world are FDIC insured banks in the USA. If you don't mind the IRS or FinCEN snooping around your financial history, then you should just open an account at a big US bank. Right? In the world of online banking, there are no iron-clad guarantees. For example, paypal accounts are known to 'freeze up' all the time, and even big e-currency providers like Epassporte can go out of business. Offshore banks are no safer - they can simply disappear, or the government can nationalize the bank and seize all deposits (this has happened more than a few times). What guarantee do you have that Paxum, Payoneer or any other online payment processor won't go out of business? No guarantee at all, but most of you use some sort of online currency solution. At eNumbered, we have made every possible effort to safeguard your funds and your privacy. Deposits are 100% backed by gold bullion stored in vaults, so even if our correspondent bank somehow shuts down, you will not lose any funds. Since we are based in Canada, it's rather unlikely that the Canadian government will go out of business. If inflation spikes and currencies are deflated, you enjoy protection from the stability of gold. So unlike most banks or e-currencies, your funds are completely secure with eNumbered. That being said, the only thing guaranteed in life is 'death and taxes'. Wherever you choose to put your money, you're taking some kind of risk - either of the bank or country going out of business, or the government snooping into your private life - or both. We're not going to spend your deposits making $20million movie flops like Chris Mallick did. We believe - both ideologically and financially - in the Gold Standard as applied to banking. Our mission is to protect the financial assets and personal privacy of our clients, and for this service we charge withdrawal fees and make a profit. That's eNumbered.com .. simple but effective. If you have any more questions, I would be happy to address them. |
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So since when is Canada tax free all of the sudden? Are they not interested in where this money is coming from? Do they not have "Know Your Customer" principles which would go against the "anonymous" nature of your business?
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Technically we're a corporation not a bank - therefore, KYC (know your customer) requirements do not apply.
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I mean don't get me wrong, I want this to be true... I want not being forced to set up offshore companies and offshore bank accounts through expensive lawyers and nominee directors to keep everything airtight. I just can't believe this is the solution, I cannot imagine it being that simple.
Also, your site mentions that there is no debit card program yet. What is the ETA on that and which financial institution will back such an operation at this (let alone why on Earth would Mastercard or Visa allow this?).
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ETA on debit cards is 2-4 weeks. We definitely hit a few stumbling blocks offering a debit card solution, but we negotiations with several companies are going well, and we should be able to issue enumbered branded mastercards by the beginning of May |
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Did that actually say Avoid Taxes?
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/me translates...
I'm a a Russian entrepreneur who needs you to wire me all your money on promise of payout. I will probably payout the first couple weeks, but once we reach 6 figures, I'm on an island.. thanks
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unbelievable - and even more unbelievable is they will get customers.
Canada isn't some sleepy island in the Carribean - strict banking laws, every industry is highly regulated. Might get away with this for awhile but it will end badly. Canadian government will turn over any information it can to the IRS and other countries' tax departments.
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Yup, nothing can go wrong here. I'm moving all my money in to this ASAP.
Gonna tell all my friends too. things are looking up.
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sounds like your days are enumbered..oh yeahhh
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Funny thing is that it really doesn't matter whether it's an anonymous numbered account or not.. As soon as you pull any money out, other than the "cash by mail" option, the account can be tied to you and thus everything can be traced.
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eNumeration, eNumbered, whatever the fuck...
You guys are a few days early, this press release should have gone out on Friday
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gold bullion. Withdrawal by gold bars is safe, completely anonymous and fast (DHL Overnight courier anywhere in the world). Wire transfers can still be very useful for all but the most privacy-conscious clients. For example, by wiring money into your eNumbered account from an 'onshore' bank, and then withdrawing it to an 'offshore bank', you can transfer money around the world with maximum privacy. |
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Well, good luck to 'canada revenue'. We have multiple backups in place in case we need to move offshore. We're not some fly-by-night operation; we have major institutional financial backers and we plan to be in business for many long years. We're not going anywhere, no matter what the pressure.
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LOL at bragging about blatant tax evasion on public forums while trying to get customers to give you their money.
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So if you keep no information on us, say I forgot my account number. How do you look it up? What if I forget my password? Is my money lost? ;)
Do you disable all server logs? Constantly change hosting companys, ip routes, fire employees weekly? How anonymous are we talking here?
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annnnnnnnnnnnnddddddd its GONE
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We don't require name, address, or other personally identifying information from clients. Therefore, we cannot turn over that kind of information, even if required by court order - because we simply do not have it. We strongly recommend you keep password, username, account number, pin number, and answers to security questions written down and hidden in a safe place. If you lose all of this info, it will be difficult to access your account. We also recommend you set a callback verification number (prepaid phone if desired) so that we can give you access to your account if for some reason you have lost the login info. Hope this information helps. |
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I'll take 10! ;)
Can I get a private courier to bring my gold to me?
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So which agency do you work for again?
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I'll take cash and gold by mail please - thanks!
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"Deposits are 100% backed by gold bullion stored in vaults" .... So as your deposits increase so will your gold holdings? And if gold falls you automatically increase your holdings to be at the 100% level?
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Correct. Depositor funds are always backed 100% by gold. Even if our correspondent bank one day shuts us down, your funds are not at risk - they are stored as physical gold bullion in a secure vault, which cannot be seized.
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Can I use my CCBILL checks to deposit into my account?
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eNumbered operates on more than just a profit model (of course, we intend to make a profit!). But more than that, we are ideologically inspired by the objectivism of 'Atlas Shrugged' (Ayn Rand) and deeply troubled by the dominance of fractional reserve banking, which is essentially a ponzi scheme. We believe strongly in financial privacy and the gold standard.
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Can you put gold bullions in a bag and put it in a trash can in some park in Canada, after you leave I come pick up the money? I want it to be just like in the movies, let me know if it's possible, we can start doing some biz.
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Is Julian Assange is one of your client ?
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