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04-15-2011, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I got pulled over tonight and there's no ticket
I FINALLY caught a break in Kansas
A fucking mazing On my way back from seeing a lady friend. Didn't even make it out of town and I cause a rolling stop. The second I take off is when I see the officers car all blacked out and dark over to my left. Hell. Then a split second later red white and blue like a fourth of july. So hand on the wheel another resting by the mirror half out the window. How are you, fine, and you, that kind of thing. Then I have to go into my wallet for my license and of course I happen to have almost fifty twenties in there. Oh christ it's midnight and an officer just sees me with a wallet full of twenties. Great. He tells me why he pulled me over, I don't admit things or talk to police but feel like agreeing is a good idea (I have a sense for that shit sometimes) ... yeah, I sure did (it was a rolling stop he was talking about) The guy comes back and says something about a warning, never asks to search, doesn't try any shady shit, nothing.... real nice guy.. and I caught a break in Kansas For some reason I get along real well with police officers, judges, etc |
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04-15-2011, 01:37 AM
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aliasx
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Cool story bro, are twenties illegal now or something? Or do you sell WEED?
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04-15-2011, 01:39 AM
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What's this guy doing, he's got to be thinking He asks where I'm coming from and I truthfully respond "From seeing a lady friend" If you're him and you see me at that hour with that much cash on me around here ... |
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04-15-2011, 01:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I don't have cool stories any more
That's about as exciting as it gets around here LoL |
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04-15-2011, 01:48 AM
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Affiliate
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Icq: 94-399-723
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So you were selling dime bags all day long and at the end of the day a cop pulled you over and you almost pissed your pants?
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04-15-2011, 02:07 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: asia
Posts: 5,590
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you seem paranoid. I heard crystal meth can help with that.
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04-15-2011, 02:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
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20s are bad, next time carry only 3 and 7 dollar bills, they don't look as suspicious as the 20s
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