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goldassets · 04-29-2011, 04:09 PM

Serious thread.

Was getting a lap dance and she stood up on the couch so her pussy was near my face, I caught a whiff of what had to have been the nastiest yeast infection or vaginosis or whatever. Was fucking disgusting.

Failed · 04-29-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by goldassets

Serious thread.

Was getting a lap dance and she stood up on the couch so her pussy was near my face, I caught a whiff of what had to have been the nastiest yeast infection or vaginosis or whatever. Was fucking disgusting.

Had a girlfriend who quickly became an exgirlfriend after removing her panties and filling the room with what may be a similar smell. That day I found out that love may be blind, but it can still smell.

goldassets · 04-29-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

Had a girlfriend who quickly became an exgirlfriend after removing her panties and filling the room with what may be a similar smell. That day I found out that love may be blind, but it can still smell.

The smell was one of the worst things I have ever smelled in my life, indescribable here. I wanted to tell her so bad.

Persius · 04-29-2011, 04:51 PM

trichmosis

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 04-29-2011, 05:01 PM

These type of girls are fucking multiple guys, this is why they get rotten pussy.
They get vaginosis from a dirty dick. The male has no idea he even has it and gives it to a lot of different girls.

This is big in the porn biz as well.

Harmon · 04-29-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDA CASH

They get vaginosis from a dirty dick. The male has no idea he even has it and gives it to a lot of different girls.

This is big in the porn biz as well.

Vaginosis has nothing to do with the guy. It's an imbalance in the woman.

People claiming to be in this business, then coming up with shit like this make me LAWL.

brassmonkey · 04-29-2011, 05:41 PM

hahahaha!!! i hope you kept your money

justinsain · 04-29-2011, 05:52 PM

I always wondered what the DJ meant when he says " Don't be afraid to put a Lincoln where it's stinkin "

Fat Panda · 04-29-2011, 05:53 PM

fake nick troll

L-Pink · 04-29-2011, 06:13 PM

Please post a scratch and sniff photo

LiveDose · 04-29-2011, 06:16 PM

Bad memories...

2MuchMark · 04-29-2011, 07:30 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

SleazyDream · 04-29-2011, 07:58 PM

I always found women who eat certain foods can have bad tasting pussy. Indian food seems to be the worst for it

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 04-29-2011, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Vaginosis has nothing to do with the guy. It's an imbalance in the woman.

People claiming to be in this business, then coming up with shit like this make me LAWL.

Ok I guess the three different doctors I spoke to about this matter are wrong and you are a Doctor who knows more about all things medical.

I am in this business BTW

SomeCreep · 04-29-2011, 08:04 PM

Failed · 04-29-2011, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I always found women who eat certain foods can have bad tasting pussy. Indian food seems to be the worst for it

Ah, so it's not the Indian food that stinks, it's the women in the food joint.

Evil Chris · 04-29-2011, 08:23 PM

Man up and eat that pussy. What the hell is wrong with you.

I think I earned my red-wings when I was 18.

Failed · 04-29-2011, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Man up and eat that pussy. What the hell is wrong with you.

I think I earned my red-wings when I was 18.

Stripper pussy

brassmonkey · 04-29-2011, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Man up and eat that pussy. What the hell is wrong with you.

I think I earned my red-wings when I was 18.

no no

he's been holding his breath for over 5 minutes.

cooldude7 · 04-29-2011, 09:49 PM

nice stuff....

2intense · 04-29-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC

fake nick troll

AREA51 ????

2intense · 04-29-2011, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

will76 · 04-29-2011, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I always found women who eat certain foods can have bad tasting pussy. Indian food seems to be the worst for it

you sure you weren't eating ass

jimmycooper · 04-29-2011, 11:25 PM

Here's an email that I sent to some friends in 2005. True story.

> > I was at a bar with a friend and this rather
> > unattractive, fairly meaty girl was staring at
> me
> > as I tried to drink my cocktail and catch up
> with
> > an old friend from college. She waved at me to come
> over
> > and I politely declined. Moments later, she came
> > over to my table and began mumbling something
> about
> > wanting to visit Timbuktu in Mali. Seth and I were
> > soon then making fun of her for one reason or another and then she jumped out of
> her chair and
> > attacked me. She tried to choke me and knock me
> out
> > of my chair, but my Ninja like reflexes saved me
> > from harm.
> >
> > She then sat back down and tried to act like
> nothing
> > happened. It was really bizarre. She then got up
> and started
> > kissing me. Her breath was horrible. I pulled away
> > and she sat back down and reached over to rub my
> > schlong. I was really tiring of her act by that point,
> so I
> > said "If you blow my friend in the bathroom, you
> can
> > rub me all you want" I said this with the hope
> that
> > she would blow him and then I'd leave and never
> have
> > to see her again. Seth was thinking "Double Team"
> > the entire time. He's always been a sick fuck.
> > So, at Seth's encouragement, we leave the bar,
> > Timbuktu in tow, and catch a cab back to our
> friend Ryan's
> > apartment. She undoes my pants and starts blowing me
> in
> > the back seat. She was decent. And then I noticed
> > the worst smell I have ever smelled in my life. I
> > looked over and Seth was fingering her and had
> this
> > look of bewilderment on his face. The squishy
> sounds
> > of his finger going in and out of her dank, wet
> > pussy released a smell I would not wish upon my
> > worst enemy. I went soft shortly thereafter and
> the
> > cab driver rolled down the windows. It was that
> bad.
> > Seth was laughing. Loudly. This girl had no shame.
> >
> > We get back to Ryan's and the girl let out a
> > laugh of sorts. Ryan had to work the next day and
> he
> > flipped out on her "You fat bitch. Out of all the
> > guys that you could pick up to double team you
> and
> > high five each other, why do you have to pick the
> > ones that are staying at my apartment when I have
> to
> > get up early in the morning. Get the fuck out. " He's gay
> > and can be a little bitch like that sometimes.
> > Luckily, I had anticipated Ryan's reaction,
> so I
> > was hearing all of this from the balcony while
> > smoking a cigarette. I go back inside and see
> that
> > Seth and Timbuktu had gone to take a dip in the
> pool
> > and was told by Ryan that if I left the apartment, I would be
> locked
> > out. So, I had to stay so I would be able to let Seth back in
> when
> > he was done. He gets back about 30 minutes later.
> > "Hey dude, she's out at the pool, she wants some
> > more" 'Uh, no thanks. I'll pass". He then went back out.
> >
> > I'm really glad that I was relatively sober
> that
> > night, or else my dick would still smell.

Dirty Dane · 04-30-2011, 03:32 AM

That sucks. Ask for a refund.

seeandsee · 04-30-2011, 03:40 AM

next time dont visit striper club

RadicalSights · 04-30-2011, 05:07 AM

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soon then making fun of her for one reason or another and then she jumped out of her chair and attacked me. She tried to choke me and knock me out of.....

nikki99 · 04-30-2011, 07:53 AM

been there done that, fuck

Double trouble · 04-30-2011, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Please post a scratch and sniff photo

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