Online Poker Caused Osama Bin Laden?s Destruction - GoFuckYourself.com

Agent 488 · 05-05-2011, 03:55 AM

As the story/conspiracy theory goes, a few years back the CIA captured senior al-Qaeda operatives Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who then disclosed the name of Bin Laden?s closest aide after a ?session? with top Romanian interrogator known only as ?Radu?

In addition, the CIA apparently discovered Bin Laden?s most trusted aide was also a keen online poker player, with both pieces of information then being confirmed after the capture of Khalid?s replacement, Faraj al-Libi.

However, on April 15, 2011 the ?Big Three? poker sites had their domain names seized by US authorities and allegedly a deal was struck whereby the CIA received information on all online poker transactions in Pakistan and Afghanistan in exchange for the return of their domains and the unfreezing of bank accounts to facilitate the return of players? deposits.

Finally, within three days the US military were then quickly able to trace the location of Bin Laden?s poker playing aide culminating in the May 1st Chinook helicopters assault on Bin Laden?s compound and subsequent assassination at the hands of Navy SEAL ?Team Six.?

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alias · 05-05-2011, 04:09 AM

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seeandsee · 05-05-2011, 07:46 AM

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AnimeFevers · 05-05-2011, 07:54 AM

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96ukssob · 05-05-2011, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

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05-05-2011, 03:55 AM	#1
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	Online Poker Caused Osama Bin Laden?s Destruction As the story/conspiracy theory goes, a few years back the CIA captured senior al-Qaeda operatives Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who then disclosed the name of Bin Laden?s closest aide after a ?session? with top Romanian interrogator known only as ?Radu? In addition, the CIA apparently discovered Bin Laden?s most trusted aide was also a keen online poker player, with both pieces of information then being confirmed after the capture of Khalid?s replacement, Faraj al-Libi. However, on April 15, 2011 the ?Big Three? poker sites had their domain names seized by US authorities and allegedly a deal was struck whereby the CIA received information on all online poker transactions in Pakistan and Afghanistan in exchange for the return of their domains and the unfreezing of bank accounts to facilitate the return of players? deposits. Finally, within three days the US military were then quickly able to trace the location of Bin Laden?s poker playing aide culminating in the May 1st Chinook helicopters assault on Bin Laden?s compound and subsequent assassination at the hands of Navy SEAL ?Team Six.? http://www.onlinepoker.net/poker-new...truction/10627

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