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05-11-2011, 07:08 AM | #1 |
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This just made my month!
My ex-girlfriend's dad completely hated my guts. He said I was a bum, would never amount to shit, and was "mooching" off his daughter. He had a cushy insurance sales job and thought he was king shit. This was 20 years ago while I was still in high school.
I posted a job on Craigslist for a local sales rep and guess who sent their resume? Yep! Mr. Rick {name hidden to protect the douchebag}! I responded to the application with a, "Hey Rick, remember me? I used to date Amanda back in high school. So you're looking for a job? Maybe I can help. Come by my office and we'll talk." He hasn't responded.
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05-11-2011, 07:18 AM | #2 | |
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05-11-2011, 07:20 AM | #3 |
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In before the cool story bros.
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05-11-2011, 07:20 AM | #4 |
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05-11-2011, 07:21 AM | #5 |
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05-11-2011, 07:22 AM | #6 |
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He was beyond angry dad. I think he was racist and thought I was Mexican or something. He was out of town on business and found out that I was at his house. He called his neighbors who in-turn called the police and tried to have me arrested for trespassing. The police put me in handcuffs and into the back of their cruiser. Fucking prick!
His daughter sucked in bed anyway and gave horrible head.
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05-11-2011, 07:27 AM | #7 |
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05-11-2011, 07:39 AM | #8 |
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05-11-2011, 08:41 AM | #9 |
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05-11-2011, 08:44 AM | #10 |
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my ex-gfs parents used to try and give me financial advice... these were the people that filed bankruptcy and used to hide their car in the neighbors garage so it wouldn't get repo'd
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05-11-2011, 08:51 AM | #11 |
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05-11-2011, 08:53 AM | #12 |
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Let's say the guy took you up on your offer and came by to chat about the job..
What would you have done then?
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05-11-2011, 09:05 AM | #13 |
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Yeah, would you hire him?
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05-11-2011, 09:24 AM | #14 |
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That's a great question. I never formally offered him a job but since he'd be a 1099 employee working strictly on commissions, I'm not sure why I wouldn't hire him. But I would rub it in his face the same way you'd rub a dog's nose in his shit when he lets one loose on the carpet.
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05-11-2011, 10:00 AM | #16 |
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