Florida Senate outlaws sex

[PussyMeister]

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...Text/Filed/PDF


Animal
Noun: A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

[just a punk]

So you are not allowed to fuck your dog/cow/horse anymore? What a loss

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by PussyMeister

Animal
Noun: A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Fatfoo is that you ???

[marketsmart]

i'm writing a country song about this called...

"Get Me On The First Greyhound Out Of Florida"






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[barcodes]

Score 1 for animals

[Quentin]

It's a funny notion, but alas, an incorrect one.

As (Loyola) law professor Rick Hasen explained on ElectionLawBlog.org:

The problem with this interpretation is that the statute itself explicitly distinguishes between "persons" and "animals," prohibiting sex acts between the two groups. A court facing a question of interpreting the statute would almost certainly read the statute's use of the term "animals" as "non-human animals," both to avoid absurdity and to conform with (1) the intent of the drafters; (2) the purpose of the statute; and (3) a commonly used (if scientifically inaccurate) understanding of the term "animal" to exclude humans.

True, the legislature should have provided a statutory definition of 'animal' to make it absolutely clear how they were using the word in the statute, but I suspect Hasen is correct in his analysis. ;-)

[PussyMeister]

Originally Posted by Quentin

It's a funny notion, but alas, an incorrect one.

As (Loyola) law professor Rick Hasen explained on ElectionLawBlog.org:



True, the legislature should have provided a statutory definition of 'animal' to make it absolutely clear how they were using the word in the statute, but I suspect Hasen is correct in his analysis. ;-)

:D

I'm relieved...one of my favorite vacation places, and it just wouldn't be the same without sex. I guess they have trouble in Florida with people fucking animals, eh? (the non-human kind that is).

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i'm writing a country song about this called...

"Get Me On The First Greyhound Out Of Florida"
.

That's pretty funny, but ..... Since I live in Tampa I need your valued advise. The law says" prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal" ... now suppose I happen to be at a bar that has a glory-hole. How am i to know who/what is on the other side? Have I found a loophole?

Please let me know asap, tomorrow is Friday night.