My 3 year old son just made me a pizza - GoFuckYourself.com

Socks · 06-01-2011, 08:16 AM

The TV controller is the spoon.

loreen · 06-01-2011, 08:17 AM

Now let's see you eat it

sponsorpimp · 06-01-2011, 08:17 AM

Yummy lol

plsureking · 06-01-2011, 08:20 AM

looks like u have your hands full lol

brassmonkey · 06-01-2011, 08:25 AM

how does it taste?

Horny Joe · 06-01-2011, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Now let's see you eat it

Well, it is a start!

Soon you start getting breakfast in bed.... bread cut with a butter knife, ham, jam, ketchup and pastrami ;) Yummi! and coffee powder and cold water! ;)

Socks · 06-01-2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Horny Joe

Well, it is a start!

Soon you start getting breakfast in bed.... bread cut with a butter knife, ham, jam, ketchup and pastrami ;) Yummi! and coffee powder and cold water! ;)

lol I remember my mom had a meeting when I was little and asked me to go make her some tea, her friend asked for coffee.. My mom never drank coffee so I didn't know how to make it. Apparently you don't put a tea bag in coffee. :P

pornguy · 06-01-2011, 08:54 AM

Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

zseano · 06-01-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

LOL wtf?

Jon Oso · 06-01-2011, 08:56 AM

It would be rude not to finish it.

Socks · 06-01-2011, 08:56 AM

Sort of like this, but more smelly?

Socks · 06-01-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

It would be rude not to finish it.

Yeah I'm stuck on the golf ball right now, I think I need to lube my throat.

Internet User · 06-01-2011, 08:58 AM

what a dumbass

Socks · 06-01-2011, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

what a dumbass

CaptainHowdy · 06-01-2011, 09:00 AM

You should slap him ...

Internet User · 06-01-2011, 09:01 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

spazlabz · 06-01-2011, 09:04 AM

I think you have a chef in the making there Socks, slap on some kitchen nightmares with gordon ramsey and feed his enthusiasm

Socks · 06-01-2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

spazlabz · 06-01-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Damn Right!!

pornpf69 · 06-01-2011, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

perfect!!!

Oracle Porn · 06-01-2011, 09:34 AM

wtf?
am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?

L-Pink · 06-01-2011, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

wtf?
am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?

View your avatar, it will explain everything

mineistaken · 06-01-2011, 09:38 AM

pizza in a bowl with the spoon?

Socks · 06-01-2011, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

pizza in a bowl with the spoon?

Yes, most pizza starts in a bowl.

Are you smarter than a 3 year old?

Edit: To be fair, my topic is misleading.. This isn't "a pizza" but rather he started the process of making pizza for me. I make my own pizza all the time and he helps make the dough.

Internet User · 06-01-2011, 09:48 AM

why would post 3 year olds on GFY?

idiot

Chosen · 06-01-2011, 09:50 AM

Bon appetit

Socks · 06-01-2011, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

why would post 3 year olds on GFY?

idiot

ESL, have you trained in it?

Ryan_AFF · 06-01-2011, 09:54 AM

I'd rather have that than the garbage they serve at KFC!

brassmonkey · 06-01-2011, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

my kids are grown

enjoy every minute

CurrentlySober · 06-01-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zseano

LOL wtf?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Sort of like this, but more smelly?

Why am I strangely attracted to this thread???

Socks · 06-01-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

my kids are grown

enjoy every minute

daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy come see come see come see come see come see

edit: dadddy it's winnie pooh! click on him, click on him right heeerre, right heeeere, look daddy, look!

beerptrol · 06-01-2011, 10:37 AM

nice, now it gives you something to do while you upload pics of u and your homies............................................ j/k

marlboroack · 06-01-2011, 10:44 AM

Is that your wedding band?

Imortyl Pussycat · 06-01-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

when i was that age i would swipe pie pans from the kitchen and go make mudpies decorated with flowers on top for my mama. my daughter did the same for me....too cute

Cyndalie · 06-01-2011, 10:51 AM

Too cute, My 3 year old makes "salad" for the rabbits in our back yard out of random stuff she finds.

spazlabz · 06-01-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy come see come see come see come see come see

edit: dadddy it's winnie pooh! click on him, click on him right heeerre, right heeeere, look daddy, look!

they grow up so very fast, babymakers right, cherish every second while they still have the wide eyes and easy smiles

thickcash_amo · 06-01-2011, 11:19 AM

How sweet of him to make you some pizza! Can he make anything else?

seeandsee · 06-01-2011, 11:57 AM

Now pay for real pizza :D good kid, by brothers son is preparing food and tea every time

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John-ACWM · 06-01-2011, 12:38 PM

cool and funny kid!

AnimeFevers · 06-01-2011, 12:41 PM

I need to make myself a son so he can make me some pizza. Anyone want to make babies with me?? I'm young and the doctor said I have the best sperm :D

CaptainHowdy · 06-01-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

Is that your wedding band?

You never know when you'll meet someone online ...

twistyneck · 06-01-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You should slap him ...

Indeed, he should be severely punished for trying to choke you to death.

czarina · 06-01-2011, 12:57 PM

ohhhh that's so sweet!!!

Surrogate · 06-01-2011, 01:51 PM

cool writer!

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