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				P S A.  You you want the best emergency medical care do not be a organ donor..
			 
			Doctors and EMT's will try harder to keep you alive if you are NOT an organ donor 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'd rather be dead and chopped up to give in bits to several other people than a kept alive cabbage. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Which does the EMT pick if neither are donors?  The better looking one? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 This is why you should always wear clean underwear.  That way the EMT will pick you. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 What a stupid fucking post.  You're an idiot. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 while they have your license out, they run a credit check too. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 So Fucking Banananananas 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 your a fucking idiot, that is so far from the truth  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 in my experience lifeguarding and such, paramedics never checked credentials prior to providing help. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	now they all take their time setting up, but in the dozen or so times i've been front & center, none have ever checked that sort of thing.  | 
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		 And here I thought the first thing they did was pull out your wallet to see if you had an insurance card. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I've never seen the EMT's look at a persons ID or really give a shit if they had it, had insurance, or anything other than helping them. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 EMTs don't give a crap if your a donor or not. Nor does a doctor until the very end.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			They don't just throw up their hands and give up and say "Oh, he's an organ donor so it's not like it's a total loss". Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot. 
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		 I heard they select who gets to live and who gets to die based on penis size.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i heard blonde girls have a good chance of getting mouth to mouth and heart massage first 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 "I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I'm gonna donate my huge dong to some poor fucker with a tiny one when i kick the bucket. The rest of my organs they might not want from when i drank like a fish, but the tests show they are fine, but i would trust it :D 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i m in 3rd world ......do i have to worry ?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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