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07-06-2011, 01:40 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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I was kicked out of a petting zoo during the weekend
apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...
wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed.. i just wanted to see the goats cock... i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer.. i will probably sue the zoo... . |
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07-06-2011, 01:41 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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that's not how you milk a goat.
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07-06-2011, 01:46 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??
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07-06-2011, 01:47 PM
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working on my tan
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How old was the goat?
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07-06-2011, 01:48 PM
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GFY's Halfpint
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did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?
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07-06-2011, 02:13 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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07-06-2011, 02:14 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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07-06-2011, 02:16 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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he is well versed in these type of rights violations matters.. he made hundreds suing marriott after he was fired as a dishwasher..  . . |
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07-06-2011, 02:17 PM
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Confirmed User
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try a bat next time. if i had the same ratio i'd have a cock over 6 feet long. that would be kind of obnoxious actually
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07-06-2011, 02:21 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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  ADG |
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07-06-2011, 02:31 PM
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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Next time just touch it with your hands and not your mouth and you should be fine.
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07-06-2011, 02:42 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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well? everything you ever dreamed?
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07-06-2011, 03:04 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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You should have done this in Montana. You know, where men are men and sheep are scared.
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07-06-2011, 03:09 PM
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You wanked off a goat and got kicked out for it?
What is this world coming to...
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07-06-2011, 03:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience
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07-06-2011, 03:21 PM
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You need help.
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07-06-2011, 04:08 PM
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07-06-2011, 04:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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07-06-2011, 05:03 PM
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It's 42
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07-06-2011, 05:57 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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07-06-2011, 07:21 PM
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Unregistered Abuser
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go back there with a cob of corn shoved up your arse and plead with them to give you a second chance
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07-06-2011, 10:56 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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if you push on a sheep that's looking over a cliff, the sheep pushes back!
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07-07-2011, 02:32 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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07-07-2011, 02:39 AM
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Likes Pie
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Now I can safely put you back on ignore, as you are clearly a (goat) cock sucker. ´  |
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