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View Poll Results: What would you of chosen to be in 1998? | |||
Affiliate. |
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8 | 34.78% |
Sponsor. |
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1 | 4.35% |
Site owner driving your own traffic. |
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12 | 52.17% |
Web Cams. |
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0 | 0% |
Dating Site. |
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2 | 8.70% |
Content provider. |
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2 | 8.70% |
Designer. |
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0 | 0% |
Programmer. |
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1 | 4.35% |
Anything but porn. |
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3 | 13.04% |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll |
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With hindsight what would you of been?
Let's say you could jump into a time machine and go back to 1998. Age of your choosing, knowledge you have now.
What would you of chosen to be and why? Also would you of combined it with what you do now, or did do? You can make multiple choices. |
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working on my tan
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Ballet dancer.
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More agressive. But if I had a time machine, 1998 isn't where I'd be going.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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If I had to do it over again, I wouldnt change a thing. Seriously... I've had good time, I've had bad times. Great times and fucking shit times...
But I live my life on the principle that I dont want to look back, as an old man, and think... "What if?" Thats not a dig at you - But genuinely the way I live my life... So far, I have only one real regret... That due to a certain set of unusual circumstances, I signed a piece of paper without reading it fully... That piece paper cost me over £142,000.00 ![]() And while I am sure you are wondering, it was a deed on a house - Nothing dodgy ! Theres a line in a film I remember... 'Life is easy - Just make decisions - Dont look back' and that sums me up to a tee ![]() |
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Doctor or lawyer. Something professional, something more visible.
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I am Amazing Content!
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it's "have"
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I am Amazing Content!
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and you forgot the most important one: "Domainer"
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Yes good one, but to make real money at that you need to go back to 1995. Pick up some single word ones suitable for mainstream.
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I would never of changed being a content provider. Was already one and the transition to selling content online was simple.
Opening a paysite we thought of long and hard, seeing all the guys who were trying that in 1998 and begging, offering "sharing deals", stealing content or just simply couldn't pay much. These were the days when Zmasters were saturating the sites with their discs. Content provider seemed logical. Now with hindsight, did I do right? Partly. Should of gone another route as well. Any guesses? |
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Exploiting human weakness
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Veterinarian. I never tire of trying to help animals. Feeds my soul
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![]() I'd want to go back to 1960 or so ... other than being a professional musician (big band trumpet) which I loved I believe I would want to be a criminal lawyer as a profession.
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Likes Pie
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In 1998 I was serving NATO and having fun in Balkan. I also had a huge porn wall lol
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Astronaut.
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Looking at your photo you would need to go back to the 60s. I think that was the last time they put monkeys into space.
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A public toilet
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Jenna Jameson's favorite bra ...
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Acai berry farmer.
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I am Amazing Content!
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just get two lumps of silicone to play with
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Lao Tzu
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No one yet would be a sponsor?????????????????
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WIsh I never sold my site 15 years ago!
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#24 |
there's no $$$ in porn
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a millionaire
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#25 |
They left the door open
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I would go back and help a few friends dodge a bullet or two, look into this crazy stock with a fruit name, buy all I could scrape up....other then that, still laugh at this spin on the blue ball with eyes wide open! Wouldn't change a thing.
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They left the door open
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Sorry went a little to far back, based on your list....traffic broker with huge blocks to give!
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Serge for the win.
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Yeah, buy a shit load of good domain names ;) Be a $$$aire right now !
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I would of opened a TGP site and been an affiliate. Then would been the first guy on the block with one, or one of the first. Need for knowledge, low, need for hosting low, need for anything low. Those days the people who had that knowledge were cheap and available. If traffic is king, be the kings ruler. Then have sponsors kissing my ass to get a spot on the site. ![]() |
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Affiliate in 1998 program owner in 2002
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So Fucking Lame
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I would have built a search engine using algorithms and a thing called pagerank. I would have named it Google.
Would've, should've, could've. Markham and the failed bros are the only ones living in the past. |
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Paul, you should jump in that time machine, set it for 1958 and pay attention in grammar school. "...what would you *of* been"? Aren't you ever ashamed of yourself for some of the dumb things you say and garbled English that you say it in? You sound like a fucking retard sometimes.
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Pretty much what I did, but I would have opened my affiliate program to webmasters from day one, if I could do it over. The first SpookyCash affiliate program was open to models and photographers and writers, basically contributors to the site, only.
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i voted for affiliate. If I even knew what porn was in '98, I'd be making bank
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This is actually very interesting.
Affiliate. 7 43.75%Voters: 16. Seems unless 14 opened their own sites and drove their own traffic or became affiliates. Some hindsight would of been great. where are all the guys who think Web Cams are the way forward? I always thought it was a ton of hard work. Managing girls 24/7 ![]() |
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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If I could go back to 98 i'd carry on and go back to 90 instead.
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I would have done exactly what I did.... well, I would have purchased a few more domains, then proceeded to do exactly what I did.
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Bump for some more replies and votes.
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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What would you "of" been?
What would you HAVE been. The words "of" and "have" are not interchangeable. Oh, and I would have been an English professor. |
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I'd have spammed newsgroups with my content. I heard the ratios were unbelievable. Literally. Unbelievable.
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So Fucking Banned
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An evil party clown...
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Bollocks
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Or anything else, come to think of it.
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I wish I could go back to 1994
At that time I acquired an easy $5,000 cash. It was unexpected so I took it with an easy come easy go attitude. I didn't own any stock but I was thinking about spending the 5K on MS stock and just let it ride. I had a friend that was a stock broker but felt I would be bothering him so I didn't make the call. If I had done that I'd probably still wouldn't have touched most of it today. I have no idea how much that 5K investment would be worth today but I'm sure it would be a nice tidy sum. What I did do with the 5k is buy a 1981 Jeep CJ-8 which I still own today. ![]() |
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i would make a search engine and a simple social network and only let college students use it
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I would have gone to medical school like I originally wanted.
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