White-Hot GOP Race Down To Two Mentally Ill People, Person Who Lost Nomination Last Time - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 08-24-2011, 06:05 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/whi...-people,21196/

garce · 08-24-2011, 06:12 PM

The Onion tries so fucking hard to be funny, but fails miserably 99%* of the time.

*99% stat is a made up number that I arbitrarily pulled out of my ass - the same place where Fox news gets their stats.

ThunderBalls · 08-24-2011, 06:57 PM

Whats scary is there's a real chance one of those retards could become president.

ilnjscb · 08-24-2011, 07:14 PM

But look at the hair - look at those strong masculine jaws - they all have supportive, extremely feminine spouses. They have the courage to be deeply into their weird religions and make sure other folks know it!

Thanks Obama, for giving these evangelists a chance.

BFT3K · 08-24-2011, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Whats scary is there's a real chance one of those retards could become president.

Romney, maybe - the other 2 nitwits - no way!

Barry-xlovecam · 08-25-2011, 12:51 AM

candyflip · 08-25-2011, 05:06 AM

I love how they ignore Ron Paul.

Bladewire · 08-25-2011, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I love how they ignore Ron Paul.

Who? o.0

blackmonsters · 08-25-2011, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Thanks Obama, for giving these evangelists a chance.

Who told you they had a chance?

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garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	The Onion tries so fucking hard to be funny, but fails miserably 99%* of the time. *99% stat is a made up number that I arbitrarily pulled out of my ass - the same place where Fox news gets their stats.

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ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Whats scary is there's a real chance one of those retards could become president.

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,842	But look at the hair - look at those strong masculine jaws - they all have supportive, extremely feminine spouses. They have the courage to be deeply into their weird religions and make sure other folks know it! Thanks Obama, for giving these evangelists a chance.

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