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Old 09-25-2011, 09:34 AM   #1
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You know you have a stalker when...

...your stalker "friends" all your Facebook friends, even they don't know them. Basically making your friends, her friends.

I have a girl that friends all my friends...she doesn't even know them (and probably isn't aware that I slept with them while I knew her). She has nothing in common with them other than they all have vaginas, and I've slept with them.

On the flipside, don't friend a cute girl's friends, just to be "closer" to her. It's stalking. That's MY job.
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Old 09-25-2011, 09:39 AM   #2
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Old 09-25-2011, 09:46 AM   #3
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Sounds like a good reason for me to continue not using Facebook. Besides my whole family is on there.
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:05 AM   #4
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:07 AM   #5
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This isn't Facebook ...
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:09 AM   #6
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How about the moms that friend all their kids friends.
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Old 09-25-2011, 11:38 AM   #7
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yeah i see that often

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Old 09-25-2011, 12:04 PM   #8
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I have one friend doing the same annoying thing all the time
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Old 09-25-2011, 03:12 PM   #9
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Thats what you get for having sex with a crazy girl!
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Old 09-25-2011, 03:49 PM   #10
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Thats what you get for having sex with a crazy girl!
Totally!
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Old 09-25-2011, 04:46 PM   #11
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That's why you should hide your friends list from others. Then they'll only see those actively commenting.
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Old 09-25-2011, 04:58 PM   #12
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seems insane to ever go on there
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Old 09-25-2011, 05:00 PM   #13
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That's why you don't use your real name! rookie mistake
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Old 09-25-2011, 06:25 PM   #14
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Maybe a "rookie mistake" to use real name, but I wonder what the actual percentage of facebook users that have profiles in their real names is...

My money would be on upwards of 80% still.
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Old 09-25-2011, 06:29 PM   #15
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You can block showing your friends list on FB.
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Old 09-25-2011, 06:43 PM   #16
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Hell yeah dude, been there done that. Girls want what other girls don't have, your stalker feeds herself till she knows everything about you. When she knows you from top to bottom inside and out. She wins. And your gone. Stop the terrorists from winning. It's tearing America apart!
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Old 09-25-2011, 08:30 PM   #17
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:01 PM   #18
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When a female does it, its stalking, when a guy does it, its poaching.
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:42 PM   #19
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Facebook is for people who have no job and lots of spare time while thinking they have so MANY friends in the world.
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Old 09-26-2011, 05:52 AM   #21
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