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10-16-2011, 05:44 PM | #1 |
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★ ♥ ★ Gemma Massey is Live from London ★ ♥ ★
GEMMA MASSEY'S EXTRA SPECIAL MONTHLY SHOW ON TUESDAY OCTOBER 18TH! ONE OF THE UK'S GREATEST PORN STARS IS COMING TO YOUR TV SCREEN FOR A WHOLE 8 HOURS OF NAUGHTY NURSE THEMED FILTH! Everyone loves a bit of Lady Gemma Massey, whether it be moaning in pleasure in one of her many Bluebird Films XXX releases ... Or on the phone to YOU on Bluebird TV, moaning in pleasure and telling you exactly what you want to hear? Sound good? Well... For one night and one night per month only, this highly sought after porn star will be putting on a very special night of teasing and pleasing whilst answering all of your dirty questions! Lady Gemma Massey is the first ? and only ? titled Lady of the British aristocracy who is also an adult performer. She stars as the Jokette in the mega budget blockbuster Katwoman XXX (www.Katwomanxxx.com) which is now in stores and on October 18th Lady Gemma Massey will be dressing up as the naughtiest nurse you've ever seen (she's buying a new outfit especially) and then slowly throughout the night, reveling ALL of her sexy body to you! ...And what's more, we can guarantee you've never seen a nurse with bigger breasts than Gemma! When asked about her American fans getting a chance to check out her upcoming show on Bluebird TV Gemma had this to say ... "I love my American callers. While it is true I can the UK home, I still try and come to America every chance I get. In fact just after my big show on the 18th I am on a plane to attend a party at the Playboy mansion in LA and then spend the next week after that at our new Bluebird studio in Las Vegas. My American fans are so different than the UK ones. The American men tend to be more aggressive sexually and that is a big turn on. What girl doesn't like a man who knows exactly what he wants?" Come and let Gemma Massey answer all of your questions about her XXX career, no matter how dirty they are! Just tune in to Bluebird TV (www.bluebird.tv) on October 18th, give Gemma a call and make the most of it...Because she won't be back for a whole other month after this! DON'T MISS OUT! TUNE INTO BLUEBIRD TV - OCTOBER 18TH STARTING AT 9 PM LONDON TIME!! (4 PM EST, 3 PM CST OR 1PM PST) ABOUT BLUEBIRD TV: Bluebird TV provides the hottest girls from both the glamor and pornography industries alike, beaming them live to your TV screens 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. Tune in now and give one of our gorgeous TV babes a call. Bluebird TV can be found on Sky channels 908, 952, 954, 955, 967, and 949. If you live outside of the UK or if your cable provider doesn't offer Bluebird TV, you can always tune in to live streams on the web for free at www.bluebird.tv. ABOUT GEMMA MASSEY: Gemma Massey stars as the Jokette in the mega budget blockbuster Katwoman XXX (www.Katwomanxxx.com) which is now in stores. She is the first ? and only ? titled Lady of the British aristocracy who also happens to do porn. She is a a glamour model under exclusive contract with Bluebird Films. Gemma Massey is a former Playboy model including being a specially featured Playboy UK cyber girl who to this day still attends special events and parties at the Playboy mansion. Lady Gemma Massey has also done quite a bit of mainstream modeling including being the face of the new Ed Hardys Eyewear Line as well as a touch of television including appearance on both Bravo TV and ITV1. Gemma Massey is under exclusive contract with Bluebird Films (www.BluebirdFilms.com). You can follow her on twitter @LadyGemmaMassey or find her in exclusive movies at www.Glambirds.com.Be sure and check out the newly launched Bluebird Films affiliate program at www.BlueBirdBucks.com
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10-16-2011, 05:52 PM | #2 |
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Looks good.
How is this relivant to webmasters is this though or can we get credit for pusing this at your affiliate program?
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10-16-2011, 05:53 PM | #3 |
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"Lady Gemma Massey is the first – and only – titled Lady of the British aristocracy who is also an adult performer."
NO she isn't !!! I've seen some lame marketing but sticking "Lady" in front of an attractive model that's had her lips and tits pumped up by the Joker is taking your target market for fools. |
10-16-2011, 05:56 PM | #4 |
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Gemma Massey is stunning.
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10-16-2011, 06:01 PM | #6 |
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I can assure you there is no "Lady Gemma Massey" Trust me on this
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You clearly haven't done your research into Gemma Massey being making your post because in fact Gemma Massey is a titled Lady.
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10-16-2011, 06:05 PM | #8 |
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I can assure you there is no "Lady Gemma Massey" Trust me on this
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10-16-2011, 06:09 PM | #9 |
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In any event, just for the sake of argument, if it's a bought "title" what's the point ? She isn't of the British aristocracy. Just another bullshit scam.
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10-16-2011, 06:13 PM | #10 |
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I always thought the hottest girl on Bluebird was Anna Lovato. I have done Annas make up before. She was quite nice person.
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10-16-2011, 06:14 PM | #11 |
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What is the relivance of this post though to webmasters? Can they push the program via blue bird bucks or are you here trying to get people to phone in and talk with Gemma?
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10-16-2011, 06:21 PM | #12 |
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It's both, but as we've established that Gemma Massey is NOT a member of the British Aristocracy and therefore a deception has been perpetrated, aimed directly at US citizens and IMHO as a webmaster I wouldn't touch Bluebird Bucks with a barge pole given the "bad press" they have received on a UK board.
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10-16-2011, 07:01 PM | #14 |
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If any US webmasters want to push hardcore UK porn then there is only really one option. That is Killergram
One new scene every day for 4 years, literally. Promote through CCbill or Epoch, every single UK cock taker is here, all the names plus loads you'll never see anywhere else. Who am I ? Adult webmaster/affiliate/site owner for 12 years. Laughing with the models I'd shot that appeared on UK Babe Channels when they told me about the Priest phoning them and "begging" them to work for him. |
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http://www.katwomanxxx.com/cast.php
I eat psychologists for breakfast, the Massey/Priest dynamics here are very disturbing ! |
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Lady Morgan James aka Dionne Stenner Bluebird TV Babe
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...k-working.html |
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He has his wikipedia page looked after by friends of his to make sure there is no mention of Bluebird on it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Baxendale-Walker http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=411802496 Some people seem to not like him very much!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=410660131
Mention Bluebird and it is gone straight away.
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10-16-2011, 08:47 PM | #20 |
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I don't know why, Google rules, just put "paul baxendale walker bluebird" and it's all there.
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10-16-2011, 09:16 PM | #21 |
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I was Morgan's BF I did her in
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10-16-2011, 09:44 PM | #22 |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4763984.stm
Tax dodging slimeball responsible for the economic pain you are all feeling now ! |
10-16-2011, 09:47 PM | #23 |
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Real dodgy bastard..........Must have been shit at his profession to go into porn
http://www.thelawyer.com/judge-stays.../99759.article Paul Baxendale-Walker, the solicitor charged with a £2m pension fraud by the Serious Fraud Office (SFO), has had his fraud case stayed as an abuse of process |
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The Bluebird Films affiliate program was only established about two weeks ago and yes, we very much have strong customer service.
This person posting clearly has his own biases based on who only knows what. He however has no actual experience as a member of our affiliate program or most recently any of our sites. I looked it up.
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So you openly admit you have some sort of personal axe to grind. -rolls eyes- Please go troll elsewhere.
This kind of harassment isn't going to fly.
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10-16-2011, 11:03 PM | #26 |
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I must say as someone that knows Gemma Massey personally, having done a load of shoots with her and spent a week with her in Portugal, I can assure you all Gemma is not a "titled" lady.
All I can assume is someone has purchased a title for her if Bluebird are claiming she is a title, but she will not be found in Debrett's where EVERY Lord, Lady and anyone of importance gets listed. http://www.debretts.com/search.aspx?search=massey
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There are 4 methods of obtaining the title 'lady' in the UK:
- inheritance - grant of letter patent by the sovereign - marriage - purchase of land with a title attached (known as a manor, or manorial title) Gemma's former husband purchased her a manorial title. She is legally entitled to call herself 'Lady' Gemma Massey. So as to "I can assure you there is no "Lady Gemma Massey" Trust me on this" there is the answer.
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“The sale of British titles is prohibited by the Honours (Prevention of Abuses) Act, 1925. However, misleading advertisements for lordships of manors sometimes appear in the media and on the internet. A manorial lordship is not an aristocratic title, but a semi-extinct form of landed property. Lordship in this sense is a synonym for ownership. According to John Martin Robinson, Maltravers Herald Extraordinary and co-author of The Oxford Guide to Heraldry, ”Lordship of this or that manor is no more a title than Landlord of the Dog and Duck.” It cannot be stated on a passport, and does not entitle the owner to a coat of arms. Beware also of websites selling completely bogus British titles.” http://www.faketitles.com/ PS I was going to sign up, but you don't run CCBill? |
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As far as Gemma goes, I know the site you speak of and while that is true, it's not applicable to Gemma's situation who in fact owns a legit manorial title, not a fake parcel of land.
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Shame, I think you'll miss out on a lot of UK webmasters because of that. But I understand.
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So after doing some research it looks as if I improperly defined her as "British aristocracy" when that is not correct. She is in fact a titled Lady but not through the Royal bloodline or marriage into the Royal bloodline.
In truth, a manorial lordship is not an aristocratic title, but a form of landed property. The owner of a lordship of the manor can be described as [Personal Name], Lord/Lady of the Manor of [Placename], sometimes shortened to Lord or Lady. In future press releases I will be sure to include the corrected information and I want to thank you for helping me sort this all out. I do honestly greatly appreciate it. So in the mean time enjoy some extra photos of the lovely Lady Gemma Massey
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is bluebird.tv tied into the affiliate program?
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Bluebird TV will be brought into the affiliate program soon. Gemma Massey is under contract with Bluebird Films and appears in our websites Glambirds.com, BluebirdFilms.com and BabeChannelBabes.com. Mostly in Glambirds.com though.
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and she's 29? What do you guys use? Nats or???
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First of all she is in fact a titled lady. I made that very clear in the previous 20 zillion posts. I don't see why you are so obsessed with that.
Secondly I did acknowledge my mistake in saying "British aristocracy", but that doesn't change the fact that she is in fact a titled Lady. And last but surely not least, attacking me like that is beyond belief. To call me a stupid whore is beyond inappropriate and flat out, out of line.
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I have far more important things to do than play your petty games. We all know you like to log on alts and post things, trying to pretend to be different people. So I'm sure you have all the free time in the world to do that.
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Bluebird Bucks is using Nats...
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This reminds me of the drunk UK fatties you see rolling about town centres on weekends, shouting and acting all important in rented stretch limos.
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ahem... not trying to stomp your crumpets but the site name is 'Go Fuck Yourself' attacks like that should not be considered beyond belief
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W T F ???????????? She is a real DEVIL!!!
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This thread went downhill pretty fast
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